ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Mar 25, 2018 12:57 am

No particular reason whatsoever ..

.. its just god being a whiney wart .. if you dont mention it again, hell forget ALL about it

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 12:28 pm

Obviously God needs a starship because.....

Post by **wayfriend** » Mon Mar 26, 2018 2:27 pm

Piracy in the Delta Sector.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:31 am

Questions, questions, questions ... god will not tolerate any more questioning of his reasons. He has commanded I remind you not to question your deity. If he wants a damn spaceship

a spaceship he shall have .. and you minions just better suck it up already

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Mar 27, 2018 12:30 pm

Really good reason - but God commanded me not to tell anyone

Post by **Wosbald** » Tue Mar 27, 2018 2:29 pm

+JMJ+

Sonic the Hedgehog wants a run-for-his-money.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Tue Mar 27, 2018 9:27 pm

Tailgating those sinners zooming to hell at warp speed by using a starship might convince them to make a U-turn before it's too late.

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Mar 28, 2018 5:29 pm

Usually to find out why God needed a starship, God wants people to fill out Form GOD-S-W version 2018. You can find the instructions in Publication Prayer Section 20 Pages 10-102.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:18 pm

Various reasons that need not be shared with us mere mortals at this time.

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 12:45 pm

What YOU don't know why? EVERYONE else knows why sheesh what is wrong with you!!

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:21 am

Zooming across the multiverse .. hooning like an old dog .. oh yeah hes probably an old dog at that

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sat Mar 31, 2018 1:56 am

Xtreme warp speed can be appealing even for deities.

You never know; God could be planning to upgrade the antimatter nacelles

Skyweir wrote:Zooming across the multiverse .. hooning like an old dog .. oh yeah hes probably an old dog at that

All I know is, if He wants it, better give it to Him!

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:49 pm

Believe it or not God thought a starship was full of famous celebrities and God thought it would save time to meet them if they were in one location instead of trying to track them down one by one.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:49 pm

Can God make a starship that He can't have?

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 5:29 pm

Do we really care why God needs a starship? Just let poor God be already.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:00 pm

Eccentricity!

Post by **wayfriend** » Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:17 pm

For late night pizza runs and early morning Dunks stops.

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:34 pm

Gods starships parade - a once a century production of starships from all over all the universes!

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:11 am

Heralding angelic revelations .. Its a god thing .. youd get that if you were one

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:13 pm

Insequent hunting - what else are you going to hunt those rascally Insequent with?

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"