Bad Writing Game--Win Some GOLD!

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:01 pm

Hahaha .. good one Doc

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 3:41 pm

Oh, my, these are brilliantly bad!! So many choices, from bad to worse!

I'll give it a couple of days for the final participants to weigh in.

I love it, keep it coming (samwr3 is on a ROLL!!)

Post by **DoctorGamgee** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 5:25 pm

deer of the dawn wrote:(samwr3 is on a ROLL!!)

Samwr3 on roll.
Emperor of Haiku! So....
He would be Kaiser?

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Apr 05, 2018 5:47 pm

#10
I was on a roll
I wonder how I fit there?
with good butter

#11
You all must worry
writing bad haiku is mine
now more worse haiku

#12
Final haiku here
finally off my roll now
haiku all yours now

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:08 am

Haiku shmiku mine
From down under we will shine
Worst awful yukky

Sitting in the bath
Playing on my phone for gold
... worst haiku ever

Riding on my bike

Sun shining in front of me
Right before the crash

Jumping with the Roos
Having so much fun with them
Joeys in the pouch

Post by **DoctorGamgee** » Wed Apr 18, 2018 9:33 pm

Waiting is so hard
Everyone has had a turn.
Who will win the game?

Post by **Shuram Gudatetris** » Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:18 am

How to Haiku

This line has five syllables
This line has seven
And five syllables to end

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:57 pm

While waiting we try
To poetise poor haiku
Thus we go nowhere

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon May 28, 2018 2:22 pm

This was tough. I am pretty sure we broke Haiku as an art form, forever.

So much admirable badness. Oh. My. Word.

But, someone must be chosen. For me, the winner is Sky, for striking the right tone of absurdity with poetic flow. Your Haiku is strong. And includes animals, which suits you perfectly.

Skyweir wrote:Hi Koo Hi Koo you,
Irritatingly brilliant,
You cause me to moo

A fat cow may am,
I moo, I moo, at you maam
For high koos my jam

I sing and shout out
My moo, my high koo is true
But no one can hear

Congrats, Sky, my wgds are yours.

Those people wallowing in the Tank do not know what they are missing! We have the best and most profound and insightful stuff rightcheer!!

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon May 28, 2018 4:18 pm

whoooot whoooot wow I won

:letsparty:

Mine was the WORST ... YIPPEE YIPPEEE

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon May 28, 2018 4:18 pm

YOU bet we do Deer

Post by **samrw3** » Thu May 31, 2018 8:29 pm

Yeah our skyweir won!
This bad, crazy haiku contest
and won some dollars!

Post by **samrw3** » Thu May 31, 2018 8:30 pm

Do I get a consolation prize for congratulating skyweir in haiku form

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:59 am

samrw3 wrote:Yeah our skyweir won!
This bad, crazy haiku contest
and won some dollars!

Wait what??? I won some dollars???

Really? wow .. this just keeps getting better ..

mmm.. will I be able to buy a ticket to fly

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:01 pm

Skyweir wrote:
samrw3 wrote:Yeah our skyweir won!
This bad, crazy haiku contest
and won some dollars!
Wait what??? I won some dollars???

Really? wow .. this just keeps getting better ..

mmm.. will I be able to buy a ticket to fly

I haven't yet found an airline that will accept white gold dollars, yet. Or anyone else, for that matter. What's up with that?

Sky, you get to determine the next contest. Then you pick the winner, and award them wgd500. Yep, the same ones you won from me.

So don't spend 'em all in one place!

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:11 pm

Wow

.. thats incredible

Oh wow .. I didnt read about all this so didnt realise how it worked LOL

mmm... what kind of writing comp should we have ..

Oh I know worst Limerick of all time .. ok so have at it Watchy Watchers ..

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:22 am

samrw3 wrote:Do I get a consolation prize for congratulating skyweir in haiku form

Sure, why not? I'm feeling generous today (probably the post-op painkillers). Sending you WGD100. You are welcome.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:28 am

There once was a limerick bad
So bad, that in fact it was sad.
It never would sell,
It didn't read well
The meter was way off and it didn't even rhyme, for crying out loud.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:59 am

Well we are off to a brilliant start

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:09 pm

It will be quite the trick
to write the best limerick
But watch out I'm betting
and you all will be fretting
when my limerick is the pick!

I have a baby avatar
of which there is no par
some think it may be silly
but I think it is quite the dilly
with it I can go quite far.

Maybe I'll win if I bribe skyweir
then of first place I would have no fear
some think that is cheating
but in first place I'll be seating
and the rest of you will say oh dear!

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Bad Writing Game--Win Some GOLD!