ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"

Post by **samrw3** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:07 pm

Don't even get God started on why God needs a Starship...remember God has unlimited lifetime to explain these things...so take off your shoes and stay awhile if you are really interested.

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 1:22 pm

Exercising his free will .. thats what .. now go get him his starship

Post by **samrw3** » Tue May 01, 2018 12:36 pm

For his rock album cover - duh! Everyone knows that starships are da bomb on rock album covers!

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue May 01, 2018 12:39 pm

Greed .. god is greedy for starships

Post by **wayfriend** » Tue May 01, 2018 3:01 pm

Heaven is a fast ride and nothing tying you down.

Post by **samrw3** » Tue May 01, 2018 3:17 pm

I used to know what God needed with a starship until I didn't

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue May 01, 2018 3:34 pm

Jinxies .. with a bit of sleuthing I am sure we can get to the bottom of this starship mystery

Post by **Wosbald** » Tue May 01, 2018 9:24 pm

+JMJ+

Killer Klowns kneed their komeuppance

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed May 02, 2018 5:09 am

Load bearing. It takes significant warpage toting the building blocks of the universe hither and thither

Post by **samrw3** » Wed May 02, 2018 12:49 pm

Mankind will never understand what so please....

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed May 02, 2018 1:18 pm

Not telling, its need to know .. and you dont

Post by **samrw3** » Fri May 04, 2018 12:07 pm

Originally God was going to tell you but with all this pestering well... tough luck God doesn't feel like telling no one no how and now what neither

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun May 06, 2018 1:37 pm

Possibly to enter the gods war races .. theres a lot of loot riding on the winning starship

Post by **samrw3** » Mon May 07, 2018 12:57 pm

Quite possibly God doesn't know either - you know not knowing is exciting even for a God

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue May 08, 2018 9:50 am

Riding high .. god wants to get high riding on the back of a star ship

Post by **samrw3** » Tue May 08, 2018 12:06 pm

Scotty searching - you see Scotty beamed up God's stuff and God has been searching for the starship Scotty is hiding in.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue May 08, 2018 2:01 pm

Tearing around the Universe

Post by **samrw3** » Tue May 08, 2018 5:41 pm

Until you read all the prior reasons why should I give you another one?

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu May 10, 2018 2:20 am

Very well ... its to pay off significant debts

Post by **samrw3** » Thu May 10, 2018 12:47 pm

What you can't hand over one measly starship to a God?

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ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"