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Post by **Sorus** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:02 am

Is that a viable method of recruiting minions?

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:06 am

Is it not a viable method of recruiting minions?

minion mɪnjən
noun
a servant or underling of a powerful person,
a slave or subject of a powerful person,
a servile or unimportant individual controlled by a powerful person.

Post by **Sorus** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 1:09 am

Does anyone ever read the fine print?

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:11 am

Are not the most pertinently critical implications only in the fine print?

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:05 am

Are you a lawyer?

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:52 am

Are you not a lawyer?

Am I in the thread with the non lawyers?

Post by **Sorus** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:26 pm

Do lawyers have minions?

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:26 pm

Have you met a lawyer that doesn't?

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Jun 17, 2018 3:58 am

So shall I just claim you both as minions, now thats settled?

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:15 am

Have you prepared the proper paperwork, in triplicate, with supporting documentation, full benefit information, a list of duties, vacation days, salary requirements, names of witnesses, housing information, names of people to blame when this all goes south, the after dinner mint, the dinner, and the parking validation?

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Jun 18, 2018 3:59 am

Dont you know I have prepared all the relevant documentation?

Is this my first rodeo?

Post by **Sorus** » Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:36 pm

How many minions do you already have, and what sort of hierarchy do they have? And if you don't currently have any minions, what happened to them?

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:03 am

Is "minion" negotiable?

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:06 am

Do you not know I have a relatively small minion force?

And do you not know there is no heirarchy among minions?

And do you not know I take very good care of my minions?

Do you not know minions are non negotiable?

Post by **Sorus** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:55 pm

I'm sure you can understand my caution after the whole thing with the Amnion - this opportunity doesn't involve any gratuitous mutagens, does it?

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Jun 19, 2018 11:55 pm

Did you know you only get one question?

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:32 am

Whos rule is that

?

Can we not make new rules as we go, so long as questions are asked?

Ahh so you dont know there are not gratuitous mutagens among my minions?

Post by **Sorus** » Wed Jun 20, 2018 8:15 pm

How many times can you say gratuitous mutagens among my minions before your tongue ties itself into a pretzel?

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:03 am

Why weren't we told mutagens were part of this job?

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:20 am

Do you not read that they are NOT part of the job?

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