Good news, Bad news

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Jun 11, 2018 8:09 pm

Good News: Neon yellow pants are highly visible in the postapocalyptic smog.

Bad News: That makes you highly visible to the zombies.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:57 am

Good news: They're recycled zombies from about thirty posts back, so they're not holding together well.

Bad news: This means the Bieber loving pod people are just around the corner.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Jun 12, 2018 6:24 am

ahhhh fuck not the Bieberites again

do they not ever die??

Good news. The Bieberites are around the corner .. and you have not turned that corner yet.

Bad news. The Bieberites are dead and are the recycled zombies that are not holding together that well

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:31 am

Good news: That's not actually bad news.

Bad news: You're <i>really</i> in for it now.

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:55 am

Good news. The Bieberite zombies decompose into a a huge compost heap.

Bad news. You have nothing in the garden to spread compost on

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:12 pm

Good news: You are able to dig up a new garden spot to spread the compost on

Bad News: The compost breeds some ungodly Bieberite zombie that reproduces whenever it see its reflection

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:45 am

Good news: You were actually worried about Bieberite <i>pod people</i>. Bieberite zombies are just regular fans.

Bad news: They all want a ride to the mall.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:51 am

Good news. They get a ride to the mall .. which means they are finally gone

Bad news. Now theres just you and the ungodly new garden that produces nothing ever, ever again. No zombies, no Bieberites, no food, no nothing.

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:30 pm

Good news: You didn't want the stupid garden anyways after that last episode

Bad news: You noticed that the garden just moved

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:48 pm

Good news. The garden was moved by great love and compassion for you .. and offered to produce healthy carrots

for you to eat.

Bad news. You aint hungry.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 1:35 am

Good news: You finally understand this is the result of a delusional disorder.

Bad news: The voices told you that.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:10 am

Good news. The voice also told you to pack up and move on.

Bad news. It also told you to kill every second person you meet

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:29 pm

Good news: The other voices told you third and seventeenth.

Bad news: Now the voices are bickering.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Jun 17, 2018 3:56 am

Good news. The voices kill each other off and leave your consciousness entirely.

Bad news. Now you dont know what to do

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:14 pm

Good news: The voices come back and tell you exactly what to do

Bad News: Now you are a mindless robot subject to the whims of the voices

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:05 am

Good news: Technically, the voices are still you.

Bad news: I can't upload my new avatar. Sorry, just a little pissed.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jun 21, 2018 9:10 am

I feel ya Khal .. I cant upload my emoji babies either ..

Av and Vain are on it though so hopefully you can upload it soon ..

Good news. You work out the only way to banish the voices forever so they cannot return to plague your consciousness any more, ever, to infinity and back.

Bad news. You feel a little dizzy being in sole control of your mind and need to find somewhere to sit

Post by **Sorus** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:21 am

Good news: You find a comfy chair.

Bad news: It's the Spanish Inquisition's comfy chair.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 6:41 am

Good news. Youre Kinda ok with the comfy chair.

Bad news. This reflects concerningly on your state of mind

Post by **samrw3** » Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:13 pm

Good news: You recognize that your state of mind has achieved superior intellect

Bad News: James T Kirk shuttles you and your crew off to a planet that is now a ravaging desert

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