dAN's Deep Thoughts

Post by **CovenantJr** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:40 am

edinburghemma wrote:ya wee crabbit man! (as we say in the north) or should that be timorous beastie?!

Post by **Revan** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:15 pm

Post by **Nav** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:24 pm

Hey, I just thought of a potential new dAN alter-ego:

JordAN!

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:26 pm

I got dibs on that alter-ego.

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:27 pm

dAN's bustin' out all over the place!

Post by **CovenantJr** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:21 pm

Haha, nice pun

But Jordan is just so horrible! And she has fake breasts the size of baby hippos

Post by **Nav** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:27 pm

They remind me of the inflatible pigs from Invader Zim.

I had a difficult time locating a photo that captured the essence of this British C-list celebrity without being too revealing.

Although, just because something is difficult doesn't automatically make it unpleasant...

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 2:53 am

What about Robert JordAN? BreakdANce? SaddAN Hussein?

Post by **Eugen Razvan** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:06 am

CovenantJr wrote:Haha, nice pun

But Jordan is just so horrible! And she has fake breasts the size of baby hippos

better than a fake mullet!

Post by **Revan** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 2:00 pm

CovenantJr wrote:But Jordan is just so horrible! And she has fake breasts the size of baby hippos

I know. I don't find her attractive in any way shape or form. She's also a real bitch. I can't stand her.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:10 pm

Two words, Nav. Over my dead body.

Post by **Revan** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:13 pm

That's fours words

Though... I fell compelled to say... LOL!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 6:54 pm

Seven words, Revan. It was intentional.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:32 am

Darth 'fell' compelled to say?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 11:30 am

Ahh, we have just witnessed the fall of Darth. Again.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 11:47 am

Post by **Revan** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:53 pm

Ur-Vile wrote:Darth 'fell' compelled to say?

I meant feel

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:30 pm

See, I thought you meant 'felt'. Thanks for clearing it up.

Post by **Edinburghemma** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 3:23 pm

Darth Revan wrote:
CovenantJr wrote:But Jordan is just so horrible! And she has fake breasts the size of baby hippos
I know. I don't find her attractive in any way shape or form. She's also a real bitch. I can't stand her.

Firstly, I think you are trying to be pc, by saying you cannot stand Jordan-after all who likes fake boobs? (yes, well, erm, most people like boobs, fake or not fake), but then you cap it all by saying she's a bitch. Why? It is probably people denigrating her both physically and mentally by saying that sort of thing which lead her to distort her body in such a way in the first place.

Oh and Mr Wickham, you are right, a real mullet is always best!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:28 pm

Well, since this isn't going to be dropped, who is this Jordan girl? Does she have a last name? Is she an actor or singer or something? How is she so important that she is being talked about here?

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