Good news, Bad news

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Jul 14, 2018 2:55 am

Good news: Someone politely notices all the people politely not complaining that the water is off and politely turns on the water.

Bad news: You're still constipated, and that much politeness makes you want to vomit.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Jul 14, 2018 4:58 am

Good news. You vomit all that nauseating politeness out of your system and .. way hey .. who knew .. you also poop .. and not at all politely .. cos you know .. you vomitted all the politeness out of your system.

Meh

Bad news. All the polite people are disgusted at your extreme lack of proprietary and decorum

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Jul 14, 2018 10:21 pm

Good news: You no longer care what they think.

Bad news: You stink too much even for you.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Jul 15, 2018 1:43 am

Good news. You have a nice warm shower and pack up and leave this strange world and get a job as security personnel on the Starship Enterprise.

Bad news. Your boss is a klingon who sees you as a threat to his post.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sun Jul 15, 2018 7:59 am

Good news: Wait. WTF?

Bad news: You have no idea how to respond to any of that.

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Jul 16, 2018 1:33 am

Good news. You ignore the horse lord who seems clueless and make an alliance with the bjoran 2IC. Eventually your klingon overlord comes to like you on the team.

Bad news. Youre not quite sure where to from here

Post by **Zenlunatic** » Mon Jul 16, 2018 3:30 pm

Good news: the sentence - "Youre not quite sure where to from here" actually makes no sense to you

Bad news: Skyweir may have some form of dementia

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Jul 17, 2018 2:45 am

Good news: You're stuck in a Star Trek fanfic.

Bad news: Your name is Ensign Redshirt.

(And, Sky usually has dementia. We've learned to ignore it.)

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Jul 17, 2018 3:57 am

Good news. The crew of the Enterprise are excited to be heading to Riser for a few days of shore leave.

Bad news. You didnt pack your swimmers.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 2:37 am

Good news: Replicator.

Bad news: You found something strange and call out to the captain from offscreen.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:08 am

Good news. Its not a tumour

Bad news. You were so concerned you exposed yourself to the entire crew .. and they didnt like what they saw

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:28 pm

Good news: You still have your shirt on.

Bad news: It's still red.

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:14 am

Good news. With a bit of healing ointment that red old rash clears right up. And luckily it hadnt spread under your shirt

Bad news. Its time to move on to a new universe.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:47 pm

Good news: new universe!!

Bad news: it's a universe without gravity, matter, or energy. Dang! It's cold in here!

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Jul 24, 2018 2:42 am

Good news: This is a transitional universe on the way to the really cool universe.

Bad news: It has a DMV line 13 quadrillion deep.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:49 am

Good news. Not insurmountable

You prefer walking

Bad news. No friends, no home, no transport, no food, no currency.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 12:23 am

Good news: You still have your health, and your looks!

Bad news: Beauty is understood very differently in this universe.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 3:21 am

Good news: Apparently, you have the coolest elbows ever!

Bad news: You have a hideous grrpnlfx under your ffnskaber.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:20 pm

Good news. Luckily no one knows what a grrpnlfx or a ffnskaber is .. so youre cool

Bad news. You still have a grrpnlfx under your ffnskaber

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 2:18 am

Good news: That's way better than the thing they won't tell you about.

Bad news: That thing they won't tell you about.

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