Fortunately,.... Unfortunately

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 3:28 am

Unfortunately, you have no idea why bought a car that runs on fuel you're allergic to.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 12:00 pm

Fortunately someone offers to buy your car and you are delighted that you no longer own a vehicle that runs of pixie dust, your allergic to

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sat Jul 28, 2018 9:29 pm

Unfortunately, you don't like the color.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:39 pm

Fortunately, you're selling the car, so it doesn't matter if you don't like the color.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:03 am

Unfortunately now your car less and yet again friendless

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sun Aug 12, 2018 6:32 am

Fortunately, your car is friendless, but you're not.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:27 am

unfortunately your have soooo many friends now theres hardly ever have any .. you time

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:56 pm

Fortunately, Ginger and Boniface are now surrounded by friends with truckloads of money! They can scarf a private jet just about anywhere they need to go.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:15 am

Unfortunately, the plane is piloted by Wicked Tongue Guy, back for revenge at being ignored for like six pages now, or something. I'd have to look.

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:24 am

Fortunately Wicked Tongue Guy, being deeply depressed by being ignored for so many pages .. takes it to heart and leaps out of the plane without a parachute, to certain death. Well that got rid of him ... and ..

ummm ...

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:41 am

Unfortunately, yes, he was flying the plane.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:01 am

Fortunately you have spent many hours in a simulator and feel confident to fly the plane, and take the wheel thingy .. and fly the plane to your desired location. The landing was a bit lumpy but you got there in the end

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:27 am

Unfortunately, the "landing" was more of a crash, and "in the end" involved the flight stick, an ambulance crew that couldn't stop laughing, and six hours of surgery.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:51 am

oh dear

Fortunately you are feeling much relieved now following the flight stick ectomy .. and are resting in your hospital gown, eating candy.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:30 pm

Unfortunately, hospital beds are at a premium, and they want you out as soon as possible.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Aug 18, 2018 1:44 am

Fortunately it is all good

cos you are feeling much better and ready for a new adventure.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:49 am

Unfortunately, your bipolar disorder is getting out of control, because no one recovers from a flight stick ectomy that fast.

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:41 pm

Fortunately you learn how to control your bipolar disorder with that same said flight stick

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed Aug 22, 2018 1:53 am

Unfortunately, considering where the flight stick has been, that's a little disgusting.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:57 am

Fortunately you successfully block that nasty little detail from your conscious mind

.. and go see Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle .. cos it looks really funny. Just what you need to take your mind off the past few days

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Fortunately,.... Unfortunately