ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:04 am

Zyzzyva weevles of the intergalactic kind .. god needs them to bait his lines

catch and release .. but hey .... gods just wanna have fun

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:22 pm

Automatic transmissions of starships are powerful enough to get God's message across.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 10:23 am

LOLS

Because a starship is a pretty snazzy way of alerting martian inhabitants of your godly presence

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:57 pm

Certifications of Godliness can only be renewed on a starship. No one remembers why.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:33 pm

Discus Ara games

Post by **wayfriend** » Wed Aug 29, 2018 7:00 pm

Everyone turns their heads when he flies by.

Post by **Esmer** » Wed Aug 29, 2018 9:33 pm

Post by **Wosbald** » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:41 pm

+JMJ+

Fuhgeddin' about F, G, and H means "galloping around the cosmos" is a game that much more pressing.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:15 pm

G-forces experienced in starships give God a divinely ticklish feeling in the tummy!

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:28 pm

High on infrared man

Post by **wayfriend** » Tue Sep 04, 2018 8:20 pm

Journeys into the center of the universe, which is the center of Himself, and so is the ultimate form of self-contemplation.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:42 am

Killing time .. being an eternal being means simply a helluva lot of time to kill

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 5:45 pm

Lunar orbiting for a nice relaxing weekend

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:24 pm

Microwave ovens in a starship's galley cook up a delicious macaroni-and-cheese dinner, fit for a deity.

Post by **Wosbald** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:29 pm

+JMJ+

Nanotech just can't compete with phaser banks.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 4:41 am

Oort clouds and fobs are back in style

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:19 am

People mover .. you can move a butt load of people with a star ship than by bus ..

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:52 pm

Quiet please takes on a whole new meaning in a empty startship

Post by **wayfriend** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 2:46 pm

Replacing incandescent bulbs with LEDs throughout the Milky Way.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 6:34 pm

SS Vitarka - for a new age

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