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Flatulent Barbie - broccoli and beans included. Lysol sold separately.


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Goldman Sachs Barbie - money bags included
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Hedonist Barbie .. toys and accessories sold separately 8O
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Ignite that fart Barbie safety lighter - sold separately 8O
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Jellybean Barbie - edible edition
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Kardashian Barbie extra wide booty pants sold separately
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Lifesize Barbie .. batteries not included
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Millennial Barbie everything sold through Amazon
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Narcissistic Barbie .. reflective pool included.
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Octogenarian Barbie - portable oxygen tank included hair coloring set sold separately. Ken sold with Viagra pills. Or normal Ken sold with set and now you have Octogenarian Cougar Barbie :biggrin:
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Pistol wielding Barbie .. NRA membership card included
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Queen Barbie - fully equipped with Freddie Mercury like mustache and guitar. Legal disclaimers and parental advisory's also included about how expectations for looking for royal Queen instead of band Queen and how to lovingly handle a transgender homosexual Barbie. Much confusion and legal battles guaranteed.
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Retro Barbie w/repeating string "math is hard"
even God must bend the knee
to the tyrant of eternity
having always been, to always have to be
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Sycophantic Barbie .. sucking up cups not included
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Tiny Barbie - magnifying glass sold seperately
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Universe Traveller Barbie - Forbidden Planet
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Valedictorian Barbie .. robes sold separately
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Who you gonna call Barbie - giant stay puft marshmallow man sold with kit ectoplasm sold separately
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X-Men Barbie - vaseline supplied
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Yowie Barbie .. yowie and wowie sold seperately
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