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Good news: The kitten is OK.

Bad news: You adopted a kitten in front of kitten eating maniacs. You're as much of an idiot as the rest of them.
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Good news: you feel right at home.

Bad news: a home full of idiots is... idiotic.
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Good news. You discover kitten aint so bad afterall 8O

Bad news. You are utterly immersed and insinuated into all things idiosyncratic, there is no possibility of escape, redemption or liberation. :P
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Good news: The kitten is still in the so-cute-you'll-ignore-how-evil-it's-going-to-become stage.

Bad news: You can't escape the vicious ankle biter it will inevitably turn into.
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Good news. The mob of idiots you have all become have eaten all the kittens, so their cuteness or viciousness stages is no longer relevant ;) :P

Bad news. Theres nothing left to eat and the mob start looking at you hungrily and licking their lips. 8O yeah ok .. and some of them are drooling 🤢
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Good news: You shine a laser cat toy on the ground, and the idiots chase it.

Bad news: Ooo, light. Pretty light.
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Good news. You escape the mob of idiots and catch the next train the hell outta there :P

Bad news. You have to ride with the cattle
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Good news: The cattle are actually good company

Bad news: Just noticed the bull in the corner stomping his hooves and snorting and looking angrily in your direction.
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Good news: you remembered your red cape!

Bad news: There isn't a lot of room to maneuver amid all those cows, and they are smitten with His Hotness the bull, and not very aware of what is about to take place.
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Good news: The cute cows attract the bulls attention

Bad news: You are pushed off the train
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The good news: You land on a soft patch of grass when falling off the train.

The bad news: Your kitten you adopted didn't leave the train with you.
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Good news: The vicious kitten eaten by the idiot maniacs isn't following you.

Bad news: You're not reading the previous posts carefully enough.
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Good news. The grass you landed on was so soft you decide to take a nap .. and dream of butterflies and rainbows, in fact you have a rather pleasant dream.

Bad news. You slept funny and get a stiff neck
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Good news: The stiff neck allows you a chance to get more rest

Bad News: You wake up in a Mallory's game
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Good news: It's one of the really good games.

Bad news: It's about ten pages down, and you get no hits.
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Good news: No one is hitting you

Bad news: You have been discovered to have purposely taken the last post out of context
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Good news :biggrin: you realise that some shit in life just isnt worth sweating ;)


Bad news :( .. you feel really sweaty just thinking about some shit in life 😬
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Good news: You can turn to a fluffy bunny channel.

Bad news: All that stuff is still happening.
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Good news: The fluffy bunny channel has twisted your mind so now you don't care about all the bad stuff happening

Bad News: The debt collectors and banks DO Care and they are about to take all your stuff
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Good news: The bunnies also twist the minds of the debt collectors.

Bad news: Now, you're part of a fluffy bunny cult.
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