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If you were to agree with dAN, would you be right?

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She's only here because Nav pimped her as your next incarnation: JordAN-just page 3 London tabloid thrash but on a much baser level than how hottie, Samantha Fox, started out some 15 or 20 odd years ago...
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dAN - Jordan doesn't have a last name, but her real name is Katie Price. She's just a glamour model.
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edinburghemma wrote:
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CovenantJr wrote:But Jordan is just so horrible! And she has fake breasts the size of baby hippos :-x
I know. I don't find her attractive in any way shape or form. She's also a real bitch. I can't stand her.
Firstly, I think you are trying to be pc, by saying you cannot stand Jordan-after all who likes fake boobs? (yes, well, erm, most people like boobs, fake or not fake), but then you cap it all by saying she's a bitch. Why? It is probably people denigrating her both physically and mentally by saying that sort of thing which lead her to distort her body in such a way in the first place. :x

Oh and Mr Wickham, you are right, a real mullet is always best! ;)
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I bet her plastic surgeon doesn't think so.
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I love Jordan and will defend her and her dysmorphia til the end!
The reality is in this head. Mine. I'm the projector at the planetarium, all the closed little universe visible in the circle of that stage is coming out of my mouth, eyes, and sometimes other orifices also.
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Jordan doesn't have a thing on you, Eddinburghemma. You're pure class.
When the man with a 45 meets the man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol is a dead man. Let's see if it's true.
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Why thank you Mr Fixit, you are now my new amour!!
The reality is in this head. Mine. I'm the projector at the planetarium, all the closed little universe visible in the circle of that stage is coming out of my mouth, eyes, and sometimes other orifices also.
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Sigh . . . as much as I am prejudiced against Mr Wickham, you will break his heart, Emma! Stop flirting with all the men here! ;)

I have some questions for dAN . . .
1. A cad is defined as a dishonourable man. If architects use AutoCAD, does this mean they have someone else be a cad for them?
2. What do you do with a drunken sailor?
3. Do architects like the Architect in Matrix Reloaded?
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2. From actual experience - pick him up off the ground in the alley next to the strip club, stuff most of the Euros back in his pocket, use the other Euros for a cab back to the ship, find one of his buddies, leave him and said buddy in medical on drunk watch.
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Architects and Autocad

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To 1: No, Auto cad simply refer's to the Architect's ego, and his ability to be a cad all by himself, without anyone's help. It's very simple, really. Some of us have highly developed Auto Cad skills
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To No. 3, For architects, the old maxim "any press is good press" holds true. Our god-like intellect and creative ability is seldom rendered accurately in film. Sure, the architect in Matrix was good--but seriously, most architects prefer the Charles Bronson version from the "Death Wish" series.
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Ur-Vile wrote:Sigh . . . as much as I am prejudiced against Mr Wickham, you will break his heart, Emma! Stop flirting with all the men here! ;)

I have some questions for dAN . . .
1. A cad is defined as a dishonourable man. If architects use AutoCAD, does this mean they have someone else be a cad for them?
2. What do you do with a drunken sailor?
3. Do architects like the Architect in Matrix Reloaded?
dAN is no longer interested in your stupid questions, but I'll bite:

1. Autocad is in fact a computer program, and the CAD part means Computer Aided Drafting. If you run across CADD, that means Computer Aided Drafting & Design.

2. Whatever I want.

3. Only if they can use him as a reference.
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Mr Fixit wrote:dAN is no longer interested in your stupid questions, but I'll bite:
:( My mum always told me there is no such thing as a stupid question. :( Actually, which brings me to ask, if there stupid questions, how does that impact on Bush's education scheme of 'no child left behind'? Do we improve our questions before we move on???? Help me Obi-dAN, you're my only hope. Help me Obi-dAN, you're my only hope. Help me Obi-dAN, you're my only hope. Help me Obi-dAN, you're . . . .
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The Leper Fairy wrote:I bet her plastic surgeon doesn't think so.
Believe it or not, her plastic surgeon is her dad 8O
Howard Roark wrote:To 1: No, Auto cad simply refer's to the Architect's ego, and his ability to be a cad all by himself, without anyone's help. It's very simple, really. Some of us have highly developed Auto Cad skills
Howard Roark wrote:To No. 3, For architects, the old maxim "any press is good press" holds true. Our god-like intellect and creative ability is seldom rendered accurately in film. Sure, the architect in Matrix was good--but seriously, most architects prefer the Charles Bronson version from the "Death Wish" series.
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Ur-Vile wrote:Bush's education scheme of 'no child left behind'
Funny things dyslexsia will do to you, but at least it didn't read: "Jackson's education scheme of 'no child behind left'" :P
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Oh dear God, Danlo! 8O

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danlo wrote:
Ur-Vile wrote:Bush's education scheme of 'no child left behind'
Funny things dyslexsia will do to you, but at least it didn't read: "Jackson's education scheme of 'no child behind left'" :P
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danlo wrote:Funny things dyslexsia will do to you, but at least it didn't read: "Jackson's education scheme of 'no child behind left'" :P
:LOLS: :haha: :lol: :LOLS: :haha: :lol: :LOLS: :haha: :lol:
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Ur-Vile wrote:Sigh . . . as much as I am prejudiced against Mr Wickham, you will break his heart, Emma! Stop flirting with all the men here! ;)
That's like asing Jordan to be flat chested. :D
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