Fortunately,.... Unfortunately

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 12:17 am

Unfortunately, not even Karen Gillan could save it, and you're forced to go home depressed and covered in stale popcorn.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:59 am

Fortunately Karen Gillan is a relative

and she comes over to cheer you up

and help you remove the stale popcorn

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:52 pm

Unfortunately, she's not <i>that</i> Karen Gillan, just some relative with the same name.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:57 am

Fortunately it doesnt matter as she makes a pretty good job of removing all that stale popcorn

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:36 am

Unfortunately, she does it by nibbling in a really inappropriate way.

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Aug 27, 2018 10:22 pm

Fortunately its not like you really objected .. and it kind of tickled

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:16 am

Unfortunately, it's still creepy, and vaguely incestuous, and creepy, and ew.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:16 am

Fortunately you were able to get over it .. and move on to embrace more normal, legally and socially acceptable human interactions.

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Sep 12, 2018 5:33 pm

Unfortunately your embracing has lead to a Me Too complaint as you have just hugged one too many random passerbys

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:08 am

Fortunately, it's only the passers-by you need to worry about.

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:16 pm

Unfortunately you realize you have made a spelling and punctuation gaffe and hold your head in shame.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:47 am

Fortunately, you're easily lost in this crowd.

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:29 am

Unfortunately you kinda get lost and dont know where you are any more

Post by **samrw3** » Mon Oct 01, 2018 12:46 pm

Fortunately you know where everyone else is.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:29 am

Unfortunately, you don't know how to get there.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:26 pm

Fortunately, you're in a mood where you want to explore and don't care where it takes you.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Oct 07, 2018 7:30 am

Unfortunately you get lost

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:07 pm

Fortunately, you never wanted to find those people anyway.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 1:40 pm

Unfortunately, you need a hug.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:34 pm

Fortunately, [hug].

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