Fortunately,.... Unfortunately

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:51 am

Unfortunately the hugger also punches you in the guts

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 1:21 am

Fortunately, it's a new page, and you forget what it was about.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Oct 14, 2018 3:44 am

Unfortunately the new page punches you in the guts

Hey its an aggressive page

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:29 am

Fortunately, the purple elves are here with healing spells.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:00 pm

Unfortunately, the purple elves are also lost, and in no mood for hugs.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:58 pm

Fortunately, you prefer purple elf healer with a professional attitude.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Oct 21, 2018 12:05 pm

Unfortunately this purple elf leader has not attended Ourpke Health Healer School

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:29 am

Fortunately, the elf did attend Hogwarts.

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:37 am

Unfortunately she wagged her Hogwarts Herbology classes which would have at least been able to triage appropriately

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:31 pm

Fortunately, she's very good at memory charms, so you forget your injuries.

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Oct 24, 2018 8:58 am

Unfortunately you bleed out in oblivion

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 6:27 am

Fortunately,... wait, you just bled out. Now what?

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Oct 26, 2018 11:00 am

Unfortunately you need a transfusion STAT

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:03 am

Fortunately, uh... crap. I can't even remember where we were. Transfusion something. CLEAR! [ka-thump!]

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:42 am

Unfortunatly, that "ka-thump" sound you just heard was the sound of the doctor's head hitting the floor from passing out.
He does not like the sight of blood.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:27 am

Fortunately the transfusion was successful

Post by **Sorus** » Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:56 am

Unfortunately, all the blood has attracted vampires.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed Dec 05, 2018 5:03 am

Fortunately, the Ka Thump Vampires start a Quidditch with the Hogwarts Purple Elves.

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:16 am

Whilst theyre all distracted with the Quiditch match .. you sneak off to safety

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:59 pm

Unfortunately Skyweir forgot to start her remark with unfortunately

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Fortunately,.... Unfortunately