Good news, Bad news

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:01 am

Good news. You kind of get into the fluffy bunny cult and start proselyting the fluffy news.

Bad news. Some one in the cult suggests sacrificing the fluffy bunnies as a token of their patronage

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Oct 31, 2018 5:22 pm

Good news: Hazel the great rabbit God accepts the sacrifice

Bad news: Hazel starts resurrecting rabbits who start multiplying rabbits all over the Earth

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:06 am

Good news. What world ISNT made better by the presence of fluffy bunnies?

Bad news. Seems like theyre denuding all the land and competing with the native wildlife for resources

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Nov 06, 2018 6:33 pm

Good news: The bunnies declare a truce with the other wildlife

Bad News: The truce involves forming a pact to over throw all humans

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 3:06 am

Good news: You have a fluffy bunny overlord.

Bad news: He calls you Mr "Carrot".

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:12 am

Good news. You realise being called Mr

... is slightly better than being called Mr LardAss.

Bad news. A bunnyocracy isnt all its cracked up to be ... nor is it the utopia the bunnies sold it as.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Wed Nov 07, 2018 3:24 pm

Good news: The bunnies are deep in debt (it takes a lot of lettuce to feed a lot of bunnies) and the debt collectors are now after that.... the bunnies go into hiding.

Bad news: They're all hiding in your bed.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 4:09 am

Hahaha

Good news. Well they are cheaper than an electric blanket .. and soft and cuddly.

Bad news. They possess no sense of bodily control whatsoever. And as bunny pee starts out warm it soon turns cold

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:01 pm

Good news. Just about the time the bed becomes untenable due to bunnical excrement, it's time to get up and get moving.

Bad news. The bunnies follow you....

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Nov 09, 2018 2:24 pm

Good news. The bunnies can hop as quickly as you can run, and you leave them in your dust.

Bad news. You look around and realise Youre completely alone. No bunny friends, no nobody

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:25 pm

Good news: Bunnies are gone, but now there are mighty Hippos around.

Bad news: Hippos are extremely aggressive and dangerous!

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Nov 10, 2018 12:26 am

Good news: You have a hippo friend.

Bad news: You curl up in a ball on the ground, because <i>nothing</i> on this page made sense.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Nov 10, 2018 3:05 am

Good news. You realise nothing needs to make sense .. and what is sense anyway? You realise you can make your own sensible sensational senses

Bad news. The hippos kinda think that makes sense .. and swear their undying fealty to you.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:01 pm

Good news: You have lots of hippo friends.

Bad news: They're philosophical elitists, and you're stuck debating the nature of reality in a stream of consciousness Gestalt space.

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:26 am

Good news. Theres nothing much of substance to that space and you are pretanaturally expelled

Bad news. You were expelled

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 3:09 am

Good news: You can still get your GED.

Bad news: It's at Gestalt High School.

Post by **Cagliostro** » Thu Nov 15, 2018 8:36 pm

Good news: You get a full scholarship at Gestalt High School.

Bad news: Do high schools even have scholarships?

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Nov 17, 2018 1:50 am

Good news. Apparently Gestalt High Schools that exist within a unique stream of consciousness do have scholarships.

Bad news. Your scholarship is revoked

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Nov 17, 2018 4:51 am

Good news: You don't need a scholarship for a GED.

Bad news: You'll never get into Zeitgeist University with just a GED.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Nov 17, 2018 7:20 am

Good news. You didnt want to go to that Z University anyhoo, and tbh are you really academically equipped?

Bad news. Now you have to decide a different future path/

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