Fortunately,.... Unfortunately

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:20 am

Fortunately, she's the Purple Elves' Seeker, so we'll let it pass this time.

Post by **Sorus** » Thu Dec 06, 2018 2:48 am

Unfortunately, the Ministry of Magic doesn't approve of Quidditch being played in a crowded Muggle hospital.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:05 am

Fortunately the Ministry of Magic arent arbitrating the game, but they have agreed to Quidditch being played by muggles.

In fact as an aside the Australian National University have their own Quidditch team

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:03 am

Unfortunately, that's Muggle Quidditch, and the vampires won't lower themselves to that.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:23 am

Fortunately its all good the zombies are willing to play. Game on

Post by **Sorus** » Sun Dec 09, 2018 12:19 am

Unfortunately, zombies aren't very good at Quidditch - they tend to just stagger around and occasionally fall apart.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:44 am

Fortunately, Elf Victory!

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:47 pm

Unfortunately the zombies all had to be slain as they the just wanted to eat everybodies brains

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Mon Dec 10, 2018 7:36 pm

Fortunately, the zombies were all defeated before anybody's brains got eaten.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Dec 11, 2018 10:09 am

Unfortunately now your stuck with burning their bodies on the pyre

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Dec 12, 2018 2:55 am

Fortunately, you're standing upwind.

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:11 pm

Unfortunately there is no wind

Post by **Sorus** » Thu Dec 13, 2018 11:54 pm

Fortunately you're surrounded by wizards, who could probably come up with a weather spell or two.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Dec 14, 2018 6:04 am

Unfortunately they dont ... well they could if you werent all muggles. You know the rules

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Dec 15, 2018 3:04 am

Fortunately, no one cares about the rules. FREE WIND FOR EVERYONE!

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Dec 16, 2018 11:53 am

Unfortunately farting, although free, doesnt really make things better

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 1:20 pm

Fortunately, the party is happening in the other direction. Parrrtaayyyy!!!

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:51 pm

Unfortunately you forgot how to party and stand there all alone.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:54 pm

Fortunately, you're noticed standing there all alone and the party comes to you!

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:47 pm

Unfortunately, the "party" coming towards you is in fact, a lynch-mob. They cannot take the odor of your "wind" that you are unable to control.

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Fortunately,.... Unfortunately