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- Khaliban
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Good news: All paths are open to you, because this page still doesn't make any bleeping sense.
Bad news: Let's see. Said the no bleeping sense thing already. Um... THERE'S A GHOST BEHIND YOU! [runs away]
Bad news: Let's see. Said the no bleeping sense thing already. Um... THERE'S A GHOST BEHIND YOU! [runs away]
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
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Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
- Skyweir
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Good news. You realise that there is no one kind of sense
theres bleeping sense, clearly supernatural sense .. suffice to say all manner of senses .. and you escape the ghosty
Bad news. You had to jump off a cliff top in your desperation to run away and are now clinging to the rock face with every muscle in your hands and feet.
Bad news. You had to jump off a cliff top in your desperation to run away and are now clinging to the rock face with every muscle in your hands and feet.




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- Khaliban
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Good news: You have a rock friend.
Bad news: He likes to hug.
Bad news: He likes to hug.
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
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Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
- Khaliban
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Good news: You have a landslide friend.
Bad news: Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
Bad news: Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
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Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
Good News: You know how to surf and ride the avalanche down.
Bad News: There is a lot of debris, rocks, and uprooted trees at the bottom.
Bad News: There is a lot of debris, rocks, and uprooted trees at the bottom.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
- Khaliban
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Good news: It'll be a relatively quick death.
Bad news: Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!! [bleep] [bleep] [bleeeeeeep!]
Bad news: Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!! [bleep] [bleep] [bleeeeeeep!]
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
Good news: We can build you stronger and faster with these bionic parts.
Bad news: That show has already been done.
Bad news: That show has already been done.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
- Khaliban
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Good news: It's the era of reboots.
Bad news: 6 mil only gets you the left arm up to the elbow.
Bad news: 6 mil only gets you the left arm up to the elbow.
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
Good News: There was a sponsorship from a parts manufacturer that paid for you upgrade on the left arm to your elbow.
Bad News: What good is the left arm being repaired when it's your legs that need fixing.
You're a surfer, remember? You just surfed a freaking avalanche down a mountainside!
Bad News: What good is the left arm being repaired when it's your legs that need fixing.
You're a surfer, remember? You just surfed a freaking avalanche down a mountainside!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
- Khaliban
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Good news: Your left arm is fully programmable.
Bad news: It realizes you're a douche bag loser and takes off.
Bad news: It realizes you're a douche bag loser and takes off.
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
- Sorus
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Good news: A little mineral oil gets it unstuck without too much difficulty.
Bad news: The original owner stuck it to the fly paper to keep it from escaping. As soon as it is freed, it skitters off to join the first one. No wonder the bidding is low on that model.
Bad news: The original owner stuck it to the fly paper to keep it from escaping. As soon as it is freed, it skitters off to join the first one. No wonder the bidding is low on that model.
Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
Is there no world for tomorrow, if we wait for today?