Null is returned

[sgt.null]

Abjure and confess.

Once we set up the laptop...
I will reclaim Mallorys.

You have been warned.

GROOVY

[Skyweir]

Let the conquest begin .. you must address the council of elders and a few youngers and maybe some middlers .. and make what case you have

What is your claim null .. and from whence does it proceed?

Speak truth Landling .. and forever hold thy pieces Following the settling claim, there will be a joust .. lances not included .. ranyhin included but thou must be an acceptable mount, then cream pie conquest or pie face quest, you may choose, following this will be the haiku

Please proceed at will Landling ... if you seek, you will find, if you ask it shall not be given you ... pfft just joshing ... of course you shall receive but maybe not precisely as asked.

[Damelon]

The wrath of Sarge.

[aTOMiC]

Its about damn time!!!!

[Skyweir]

Valid argument

Brownie points for tardiness... part of the pro tardiness agenda ... and tea and scones are available from the tick shop for nominal fee.

[sgt.null]

All I survey on Mallory's is mine is Sgt. Kafka's.
I am he as he is me and we are one together.
Shudder and abjure, the old gods rise loathsome,
Unfettered. Heeding the Land's call. Corrupt magic.
Dread alchemy. Your gold is lead, lead is gold.
The one true wing no longer harbored by an impotent
Bastard. Rue this day. The wild magic is extinguished.

[Skyweir]

Leans over and hands Sarge a twinkie

Scratches head .. and from the top

calls forth the ranyhin .. lets ride

Disclaimer .. I habitually misspell every all words .. I mean I know words, I know the best words ... but in particular the word for the uber intelligent and highly opinionated four legged furdudes. I have demonstrated a persistent inability to spell that word correctly. Do correct or disregard as thou seest fit.

Anyone for a cuppa?


Why oh why wont that work

[sgt.null]

People there is a poll.

[Skyweir]

Polled and lolled.

[Savor Dam]

Sky, take out the trailing space between .gif and the closing tag. You then get this:

[Lazy Luke]

Anti-equation #8



- Breakfast of Champions

[sgt.null]

There was a word we used when we were
Younger. A melding, not unlike when mother
Would use the Vicks when we had a chest
Cold. Imagine that vapor intoxicating you.
I never did meet Charlie. My sister's imaginary
Friend. He had already been drafted at that
Point. Served as a cheerleader in the forward front.
He would sent postcards back from the various
Australian cities he claimed to be stationed at.

[deer of the dawn]

Null takes over.

Conquest=null

null conquest=freedom

Free at last, the bird shakes off the cage from its wings
and sings its redemption song. So long
it has beaten its pinions against iron that they spread ragged
against the rainbow sun, blue sky won.

[High Lord Tolkien]

And Sarge raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Mallory, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And Mallory did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

[sgt.null]

September crawled, High Lord indeed.
No doubt in my mind. I once was lost...
Magnetic relay is mine all of the time.

[Skyweir]

And Sarge raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Mallory, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And Mallory did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

[sgt.null]

Objective is subjective.

[Skyweir]

Subject ... mmm ... not so much on the objective

Objective... mmm ... not so much on the Subjective

But what is the objective that you would have us subject to

[sgt.null]

My worldview.

[Skyweir]

Subject away my friend