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Good news. Nothing a cold icy shower wont fix.

Bad news. There aint no showers in cooee from here. :oops:
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Good news: You find a waterfall in which you can bathe.

Bad news: Now a cold front is in its way and may arrive before you dry.
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Good news. You dry before the front arrives
Bad news. The cold front arrives, raining buckets ☔️ now your completely saturated
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Good news: Some of the buckets knocked you unconscious and you missed a boring Super Bowl
Bad News: You are unconscious
Not every person is going to understand you and that's okay. They have a right to their opinion and you have every right to ignore it.
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Good news: You needed the rest anyway.

Bad news: Concussion.
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Wow this poor bastard .. never gets a break lol 😂

Good news. Youve been there and done that, and are an old hand at recovery ;)

Bad news. Youre naked and confused.
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Good news: You are part of some strange new reality show

Bad News: They cover your naughty bits with digitalized images and no one can see exactly how smoking sexy you are
Not every person is going to understand you and that's okay. They have a right to their opinion and you have every right to ignore it.
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Good news: You're smoking sexy.

Bad news: You've started smoking.
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:LOLS:

Ouch 👌

Good news. Its not ACTUAL smoke

Bad news. The audience dont know that and let lose a 5 megaton power fire hose on your ass 😬. .. again ouch 😬
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Good news: Since you're smoking hot and dripping wet, things are now becoming a wet T-Shirt contest.

Bad news: You're in a wet T-shirt contest.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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Good news: You're not naked anymore.

Bad news: You're being objectified by a bunch of... I forget if you're a girl or a guy. I thought you were a guy a few pages ago, but now I'm not so sure.
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Good news. You win the wet tshirt contest

Bad news. Youre a dude who won a wet tshirt contest
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Good news: Hey, at least it's sort of flattering.

Bad news: The judges are now auctioning you off to the audience.

Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
Is there no world for tomorrow, if we wait for today?


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Good news. An earthquake interrupts the auction enabling your escape.

Bad news. The earthquake swallows the entire audience.
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Good news: You manage to rescue the entire audience.

Bad news: The town throws a huge celebration in your honor, but the whole thing is still part of some reality TV thing.

Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
Is there no world for tomorrow, if we wait for today?


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Good news: the ratings skyrocket and you're offered a permanent position as a reality tv host.

Bad News: the name of the show is Wet Tshirt Earthquake Night.
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Good News: You don't have to be at the earthquake to host.

Bad News: The earthquake is really hard to book.
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Good news: A mad scientist has created a machine that produces earthquakes on demand.

Bad news: A mad scientist has created a machine that produces earthquakes on demand.

Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
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Good news: He's not insane "mad"; he's really pissed off "mad".

Bad news: A really pissed off scientist has an earthquake machine and keeps mumbling something about "Debbie".
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."


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Good news. Turns out Debbies a downer .. so shes voted off the show.

Bad news. The mad scientist still invented a machine that creates earthquakes and wet tshirts on demand 🤷‍♀️
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