Cheesy Pickup Lines
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- Cagliostro
- The Gap Into Spam
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"Is this seat taken?"
(While pointing at her butt)
(While pointing at her butt)
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
- DukkhaWaynhim
- The Gap Into Spam
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- Khaliban
- Watchman, Second Class
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Are you as desperate and pathetic as I am?
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
- DukkhaWaynhim
- The Gap Into Spam
- Posts: 9195
- Joined: Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:35 pm
- Location: Deep in thought
- Khaliban
- Watchman, Second Class
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You look as cheap as this whiskey.
"This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put."
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
Smashwords: Discovered Mate: A Tale of Desire and Chess
Some Stories: FanFiction or Archive Of Our Own
Is your name Tripwire?
'Cause I fell for you.
'Cause I fell for you.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
- Cagliostro
- The Gap Into Spam
- Posts: 9360
- Joined: Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:39 pm
- Location: Colorado
**SMOOCH**
Wow! remember our first kiss I sure do 'cause it just happened!!
[my forgiveness to the Me too movement and political correctness, etc - I know this is not allowed, blah blah - but in this thread I think it is safe to say political correctness is thrown out the window]
Wow! remember our first kiss I sure do 'cause it just happened!!
[my forgiveness to the Me too movement and political correctness, etc - I know this is not allowed, blah blah - but in this thread I think it is safe to say political correctness is thrown out the window]
Not every person is going to understand you and that's okay. They have a right to their opinion and you have every right to ignore it.
That one is good/funny!Skyweir wrote:All good Samy ... gear down .. this thread absolutely isnt PC
What has 28 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
My zipper.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
Are you waiting for your boyfriend?
("No") - You want one?
("Yes") - Well, I'm here now... no waiting!
("No") - You want one?
("Yes") - Well, I'm here now... no waiting!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?