Dick Van Dyke vs. Tom Cruise

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Yes, you may admire the famed scientologist, but who would win an ad hoc prize fight, at dawn, dressed in a doctors and/or chimney sweep outfit?

a) Dirty Dick Van Dyke of course, are you mad for suggesting otherwise
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b) Super scientologit- sorry gist Tom!
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c) Neither, they'd both oversleep due to a night on the lash together
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d) Neither, Dick is too much of a gent to hit a midget.
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Dick Van Dyke vs. Tom Cruise

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Yes, you may admire the famed scientologist, but who would win an ad hoc prize fight, at dawn, dressed in a doctors and/or chimney sweep outfit?
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All Dick Van Dyke did was trip over something and then this voiceover said "The Dick Van Dyke Show!" That's all he'll ever be remembered for. I don't think anybody really watched his stuff. He was just the first guy to trip over stuff, and then John Ritter took it to the next level.
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Are you kidding?? I never watched the tv show, but Mary Poppins is one of my all time favorite films, in large part due to Dick's performance. And Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a lot of fun too. ;) ;)
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Yeah, but nobody remembers Dick Van Dyke for Mary Poppins. First thing you think when you think Mary Poppins is that damn lady with the umbrella! :x

Sorry. She's like a clown to me. And I'm scared of clowns. :cry:
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I may have to move this to the Sports forum.
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What about Diagnosis Murder? The All-Singing, All-Dancing Dick Van Dyke the Chirpy Cockney Chimney Sweep TM can even do "distinguishing sleuthing medical professional" - there is no end to the man's talents! All must kneel before the might of Van Dyke :Hail:
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How right you are Covj, how right you are!
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CovenantJr wrote:What about Diagnosis Murder? The All-Singing, All-Dancing Dick Van Dyke the Chirpy Cockney Chimney Sweep TM can even do "distinguishing sleuthing medical professional" - there is no end to the man's talents! All must kneel before the might of Van Dyke :Hail:
*bunches up face* You people make me sick.
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Foul, rest assured, you will, maybe not now, maybe not tomorrow, but someday (and for the rest of your life) appreciate the glory that is Dick.
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edinburghemma wrote:Foul, rest assured, you will, maybe not now, maybe not tomorrow, but someday (and for the rest of your life) appreciate the glory that is Dick.
I can't even begin to state how wrong that sentence sounds.
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:lol: Yes, it does... But still...
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edinburghemma wrote:Foul, rest assured, you will, maybe not now, maybe not tomorrow, but someday (and for the rest of your life) appreciate the glory that is Dick.
Emma, you dirty girl! :LOLS: :LOLS:
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:LOLS: :LOLS:
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Ur-Vile wrote:
edinburghemma wrote:Foul, rest assured, you will, maybe not now, maybe not tomorrow, but someday (and for the rest of your life) appreciate the glory that is Dick.
Emma, you dirty girl! :LOLS: :LOLS:
8O I always sound dirty, but am really not, I :oops: am very demure really. Honest guv'nor. ;)
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