Good news, Bad news

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:45 am

Good news: Even dehydrated shawarma is better than quiche.

Bad news: Now your mother has you servicing a grilled chicken wrap.

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Mar 11, 2019 2:55 am

Good news. Luckily for you its a special experience for your first time servicing a grilled chicken wrap

Bad news. You kinda got too much out of it, way more than the wrap

whos just not that into you

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:12 pm

Good news a chicken wrap is not into you...ewwww

Bad news: this thread has turned into some sort of bizarre prostitution scheme

Post by **Sorus** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:31 pm

Good news: You can blame it all on your stunt double.

Bad news: Your stunt double knows where you live.

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:58 pm

Good news .. Your stunt double doubles as a pizza delivery guy and he knows your address

Bad news .. hes pissed that you blamed him for the bizarre prostitution scheme .. and delivers you a cold half eaten pizza

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 12:01 am

Good News: You have 2 big dogs that LOVE to eat cold, 1/2 eaten pizza.

Bad News: So do you.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:22 am

Good news .. the dogs throw you a bone

Bad news .. what has become of you? Receiving crumbs etc cast aside at your dogs table

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 4:18 am

Good news: You're living on your own, away from your mother the pimp.

Bad news: The dogs are a couple of real bitches.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:58 am

Good news. The bitches take an unnatural liking to you

Bad news. Your just not that into them

Post by **Sorus** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:59 pm

Good news: Your recent, um, life experiences have led to you being invited to appear on a talk show.

Bad news: They also invited your mum.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:59 pm

Good news: The audience takes your side.

Bad news: Your mum starts pimping you to <i>this</i> audience.

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Mar 25, 2019 3:03 am

Good news: The audience has NO interest in you being pimped-out to them.

Bad news: You haven't met the backstage crew yet.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Mar 26, 2019 7:18 am

Good news. Everybody shuts your mums inappropriate behaviour down. NO MORE PIMPING OUT anyone ever again

Bad news. Your mum disowns you

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 12:04 am

Good news: You've been disowned by an abusive pimp.

Bad news: Now you have to pimp yourself out.

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Mar 27, 2019 8:10 am

Good news. You realise you dont need to pimp yourself out to get on in life

Bad news. You just dont know HOW to get on in life

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:55 am

Good news: You may not know how to get on in life, but you enjoy learning as you go.

Bad news: While you learn as you go, you get conned into paying too much for all your lessons.

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Apr 22, 2019 11:31 pm

Good news. A friendly badger

you meet has quite a fortune squirrelled away and gladly lends you the money you need to pay for the lessons you learned

Bad news. There is nothing more for you to learn

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:24 pm

Good news: You have learned that there is nothing left for you to learn

Bad news: you are stuck in endless loop of learning that you are learning there is nothing left for you to learn

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:35 pm

Good news : locked in an endless time loop, you are immune to Armageddon.

Bad news: the post-Armageddon world is a dark and lonely place.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:23 am

Good news: Seven weirdos with an umbrella show up and drag you out of the loop.

Bad news: The gorilla guy is looking at you funny.

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