Ridiculous Avengers Endgame predictions.
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Olive Oil got snapped and an enraged Popeye defeats Thanos and saves everyone.
Endgame is all about the Avengers getting a can of spinach to Popeye.
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The Avengers have to travel to the Potterverse and retrieve the 7th Infinity Stone: The Resurrection Stone to reverse Thanos' snap.
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The Avengers have to find the one person in the Multiverse other than Thanos who can wield all the Infinity Stones together: High Lord Mhoram.
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^this^High Lord Tolkien wrote:Ridiculous Avengers Endgame predictions.
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The Avengers have to travel to the Potterverse and retrieve the 7th Infinity Stone: The Resurrection Stone to reverse Thanos' snap.
I really like this one!
5 The Avengers hire Spock to mind meld with Thanos
6. The Despiser breaks free from his union with Covenant - because - duh - now he has full access to white gold - and defeats Thanos for control of the universe
7. Luke Skywalker shoots lasers at the precise location needed to defeat Thanos because of his use of the Force
8. Thanos obtains all Infinity Stones and instead of making him a bad ass baddie makes him a God and the Avengers look like arses trying to defeat him and they are booed off Earth while everyone worships Thanos
9.Thanos discovers the US does not have a wall yet and sneaks over the border and decides it is easier just to live off the government dime then take over universes
10 Thanos trips over Batmans utility belt and dies instantly making all the other superheroes attempts seem foolish
6. The Despiser breaks free from his union with Covenant - because - duh - now he has full access to white gold - and defeats Thanos for control of the universe
7. Luke Skywalker shoots lasers at the precise location needed to defeat Thanos because of his use of the Force
8. Thanos obtains all Infinity Stones and instead of making him a bad ass baddie makes him a God and the Avengers look like arses trying to defeat him and they are booed off Earth while everyone worships Thanos
9.Thanos discovers the US does not have a wall yet and sneaks over the border and decides it is easier just to live off the government dime then take over universes
10 Thanos trips over Batmans utility belt and dies instantly making all the other superheroes attempts seem foolish
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Walt Disney appears at the film's climax and shouts "Unleash hell!" as Mickey, Goofy, Donald and Pluto descend upon Thanos with power enough to split the very fabric of time. The Avengers watch in abject horror as Thanos is literally ripped limb from limb in a bloody orgy of toon caliber mayhem. ... then of course there is a colorful cartoon dance number.
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I don't know if this is the best post in Watch history, but it's the best I've ever seen. Tied, anyway, with Dromond's brilliant and insightful work as a translator:samrw3 wrote:9.Thanos discovers the US does not have a wall yet and sneaks over the border and decides it is easier just to live off the government dime then take over universes
Dromond wrote:Banas Nimoram:
Yes, we have no bananas.
All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest -Paul Simon
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aTOMiC wrote:Walt Disney appears at the film's climax and shouts "Unleash hell!" as Mickey, Goofy, Donald and Pluto descend upon Thanos with power enough to split the very fabric of time. The Avengers watch in abject horror as Thanos is literally ripped limb from limb in a bloody orgy of toon caliber mayhem. ... then of course there is a colorful cartoon dance number.
Love it!
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12 [Because I think Atomic's brilliant post is 11 
] The Avengers trick Thanos to visit a psychotherapist who discovers Thanos is just super pissed that sexual identity LGBTQ does not have A as part of the acronym. After all super powerful aliens need their identity as well...So the universe adopts ALBTQ as the new acronym. In the end credits all high schools are retrofitted to accommodate alien sexual identified.
13 Thanos while smashing through New York happens across a small boy selling milk. Thanos drinks the milk and instantly brings back his small childhood innocence. However soon enough Thanos wants a straw. Well....everyone knows what happens when you give an all powerful alien entity a straw they
14. Thanos acquires all Infinity Stones and amidst explosions and dramatic music Thanos sheds his outer self and his most dramatic and final cameo ....Thanos is revealed to be Stan Lee. The Avengers bow down and worship their Creator.
] The Avengers trick Thanos to visit a psychotherapist who discovers Thanos is just super pissed that sexual identity LGBTQ does not have A as part of the acronym. After all super powerful aliens need their identity as well...So the universe adopts ALBTQ as the new acronym. In the end credits all high schools are retrofitted to accommodate alien sexual identified.13 Thanos while smashing through New York happens across a small boy selling milk. Thanos drinks the milk and instantly brings back his small childhood innocence. However soon enough Thanos wants a straw. Well....everyone knows what happens when you give an all powerful alien entity a straw they
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eventually want to take over the universe
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(I got the idea of using these two from a post on Twitter:)
[Someone needs to distract Thanos while the Avengers are out trying to create a second Infinity Gauntlet.]
Thanos sits looking out at the sunset on his garden world.
He turns suddenly when he hears "Ayyy!" and then sees The Fonz and Mork from Ork ready for battle.
[Someone needs to distract Thanos while the Avengers are out trying to create a second Infinity Gauntlet.]
Thanos sits looking out at the sunset on his garden world.
He turns suddenly when he hears "Ayyy!" and then sees The Fonz and Mork from Ork ready for battle.
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And then there is this idea on how to distract Thanos :
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Joker: I swear by all that's funny never to be taken in by that unconstitutional device again!