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First, lightsabers don't attack on their own.
Second, I did not mock the lightsabers with a smiley face.
Third, the love child of Humphrey Bogart and a can of mashed potatoes needs more scratches and blood on it. That's not a believable post-cat anything.

Sorus, you're the cat expert. Do you believe the semi-gelatinous muppet was mauled by a cat?
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My cats wouldn't touch the semi-gelatinous muppet with a ten-foot pole. Though they might paw at the floor around it to mime burying it.


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No, but possibly next?
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StevieG always seems to be in the know 🤔 prescient perhaps 😉😎

Whos the gelatinous muppet of the moment? :P
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Next, what's left of Khal after the lightsaber is through with him.
Pfft 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Still more of the half-melted wax statue of Telly Savalas. Will it never learn?

Cags, you brought it. You need to clean it up.
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It's a human placenta.

Oh, no, sorry, it is a blobfish.

Does that help, Khal?
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It's definitely eww...

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Cagliostro wrote:It's a human placenta.

Oh, no, sorry, it is a blobfish.

Does that help, Khal?
No, it does not help. It is still dripping mucous all over my posts. Please send it to the cornfield.

Anyone with cornfield access or a jack-in-the-box backdoor password.
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Tomorrow's gonna be a real good day. Wait, tomorrow's Monday. Drat.


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Yes? What is it? :-)

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Yes? Oh, hang on....

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You're not Sky. Your signals are crossing. It might be a proximity thing. If you step over to New Zealand, it might clear up.


Linna, Luci, deer and null, you're Infrequent Rating has been upgraded from WTH to WTF. Please respond, or you will be moved to WTHHYB.
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Responding.

StevieG, can you assist Billy Mumy with sending the blobfish to the cornfield? Then help him write some song about fish heads as he hangs with Dr. Demento.
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:haha:

Such little weirdos 😉

Ok thank god blobfish mucous dropper has been successfully relocated. I hear hes doing very well in the cornfield.

Ive seen Linna and Deer elsewhere on the Watch .. I cant think of any acceptable excuse for them not checking into Mallorys.. so someone pm them and serve this warrant on all AWOLLERS. 😉

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I do not serve warrants. I will verbally abuse blobfish and make nonsensical statements, but I draw the line at legal paperwork.


Next up, anyone who can convincingly pretend to be a paralegal.
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Skyweir wrote:Ok thank god blobfish mucous dropper has been successfully relocated. I hear hes doing very well in the cornfield.
You've obviously never seen this episode of the Twilight Zone. If that is what Khal was referring to.

Speaking of Kahliban, I cannot pretend to be a paralegal, but I am a pope.

Next up will be another pope. Or an anti-pope
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Anti-pope?

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Are you asking me if I'm an anti-pope? I don't think I am. How would I tell for certain? I don't have a goatee, which I assume is required for the position. What happens if you put a pope and an anti-pope in the same room? Is that like matter and anti-matter? One way or another, I imagine new carpets would be required.


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Sorry. Skyweir is gagged and hog tied by the anti-pope that walks among the crazy people.

Maybe Sorus can come to the rescue!
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