Fortunately,.... Unfortunately

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:06 pm

Unfortunately it is declined cos you used the application proforma instead of toilet paper ... why?

No one knows, marching to the beat of your own drum I spose

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:28 pm

Fortunately you are able to deal with all the shit and just submit it yourself

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 3:00 am

Unfortunately, you have to deal with all that shit... Literally!

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 5:25 am

Fortunately you clean that whole nasty ass mess up

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:10 am

Unfortunately, this whole train of thought has put me off. I'm out of here.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:57 am

Fortunately you find a silver lining cos youre just THAT kinda dude

Post by **samrw3** » Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:33 pm

Unfortunately you were looking for a gold lining.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:17 am

Fortunately your allergic to gold linings so run with the silver lining

Post by **Sorus** » Sun Jun 23, 2019 2:48 am

Unfortunately you're a werewolf, so the whole silver lining thing isn't going to work either.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Jun 23, 2019 6:14 am

Fortunately you find a copper lining and see theres an upside to almost everything

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:37 pm

Unfortunately the copper lining has become dull

Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:38 pm

Fortunately I've just checked the oxidation index and it seems verdigris stocks are skyrocketing.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:46 am

Unfortunately youve completely forgotten what stage of the story we are in .. and spontaneously combust

Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:48 pm

Fortunately the 150 lbs of sausages you were smuggling within the lining of your coat not only smothered the flames, but were also cooked to absolute perfection.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 2:44 am

Unfortunately you feel compelled to consume ALL 150lbs of perfectly cooked sausages and unable to lift yourself up off the ground where you scoffed your last sausage.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 5:38 am

Fortunately, that was actually good sausage.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:02 am

Unfortunately the good sausage tasted great but on the way down it got stuck .. coz 150lbs right

in your now impacted entirely sausage meat colon .. and it doesnt look good

for you or your colon

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:28 am

Fortunately the meat has a great effect and your colon becomes super intelligent.
It gets a job as an investment banker and buys a condo in a posh part of town ...

Post by **Sorus** » Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:08 pm

Unfortunately your mum won't shut up about how your colon has a better career than you.

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Jul 08, 2019 1:17 am

Oh my

that took an unexpected turn

kudos great minds

Fortunately your super intelligent colon also secures a super hot gf .. and within weeks

she moves in to the upmarket condo

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Fortunately,.... Unfortunately