Fortunately,.... Unfortunately

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:49 am

Unfortunately the Avengers turn out to be an unruly disorganised bunch that are compelled to forming disorderly queues in the cafeteria

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:00 am

Fortunately, the cafeteria always has shawarma.

Post by **Skyweir** » Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:16 am

Unfortunately the shawarma only adds to accerbating the problem of disorderliness .. but does keep the queue rotating slowly and in one small concentric circles.

Sun Jul 28, 2019 6:34 am

Fortunately the hitherto unmentioned barbarian army only three streets away suddenly recieve the latest aerial reconnaissance photographs. As concentric circles mean 'you're not allowed to slaughter these ones' in their pictographic language, another horrid fate is momentarily avoided.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:47 pm

Unfortunately, the shawarma is the cheap kind, with a hot dog stuck in the middle, a soggy wrapper, the cabbage is limp, and the sauce has no zing to it.

Post by **samrw3** » Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:10 pm

Fortunately you always carry ghost peppers to spice things up

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Aug 09, 2019 1:26 pm

Unfortunately it needed a lot more than zing to spice it up ... you decide to toss it in the nearest trash 🗑 receptacle

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:56 pm

Fortunately you forget all about spicing things up after smelling that trash receptacle

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Aug 27, 2019 1:58 am

Unfortunately like most really bad smells it don linger ... and

you just cant stop throwing up

Post by **samrw3** » Thu Aug 29, 2019 5:38 pm

Fortunately you eventually stop throwing up and drink nice cool refreshing water to rinse away all the yuckies

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Aug 30, 2019 7:11 am

Unfortunately you made an awful mess everywhere and have to now sadly have to clean up said mess.

Post by **samrw3** » Fri Sep 06, 2019 2:36 pm

Fortunately you are rich and pay someone to clean up said mess.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 5:58 am

Unfortunately it was such a horrendous mess the cleaning costs bankrupt you

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Sep 22, 2019 6:04 am

fortunately now that you are poor the democrats no
longer plan on stealing all of your money.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:09 am

Unfortunately, now the republicans want to steal your money.

Post by **Skyweir** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 10:17 am

Fortunately you dont have any money

to steal

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 4:14 am

Unfortunately, that's never stopped the republicans before.

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:24 am

lol

Fortunately it stopped them this time

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 3:43 am

unfortunately everyone gave up their guns
before the government takeover

Post by **Skyweir** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 12:01 pm

Fortunately that made society safer

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Fortunately,.... Unfortunately