I was walking down the street, past zio's, when a man in dirty clothes and an absurdly large silver cross around his neck stopped me.
He said, "Are you ready for the Revelation?! God is coming my friend!"
I pitied him at that moment and said, "God is always with you my friend."
I then moved to walk by, when he screamed out "BLASPHEMER!!!"
I almost asked him if he was the infamous Zeph, but instead I kept on walking......
