Literal Blockbusters

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Wed May 20, 2020 10:54 am

I stole this idea from Reddit.

Think of Blockbuster movies and take the titles literally. Summarize them accordingly.

For example:

Gone in Sixty Seconds: shortest movie ever.

Independence Day: picnics and parades, but no alien invasion.

Fast & the Furious: a handful of really angry people who do things quickly.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Wed May 20, 2020 1:08 pm

the Omen: the identification and treatment of ringworm

the Omen II: mind the steps on the way out

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri May 22, 2020 6:39 am

Haha love this ..

brilliant

Bird on the wire ... Homeless pigeon

Alphabetical listing? Maybe an excessive level of difficulty

Face-Off ... caustic make-up removal

Post by **wayfriend** » Fri May 22, 2020 12:32 pm

Knives Out: a documentary on how to properly load your dishwasher.

Doctor Sleep: an exhausted surgeon tries to go home to bed.

Fast and Furious: A wife is angry about her husband's lack of stamina in bed.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Fri May 22, 2020 1:02 pm

Dune: the month before Jooly in the remedial class

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat May 23, 2020 6:28 am

Lord of the Rings ... ass master

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Sat May 23, 2020 2:25 pm

Star Wars: the same as Starbucks but a helluva lot rowdier

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun May 24, 2020 9:29 am

The Hobbit .. as if there were better reason for waxing

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Fri May 29, 2020 1:48 pm

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: 'Know Your Drugs'

Post by **Cheval** » Fri May 29, 2020 7:00 pm

Jaws: A trip to the dentist.

Post by **Skyweir** » Sat May 30, 2020 9:45 am

Silence of the lambs ... step by step abattoir guide

Post by **Cheval** » Sat May 30, 2020 6:08 pm

The Italian Job:
The boring story of working in a pasta deli in Venice.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Sat May 30, 2020 7:26 pm

Tom Thumb:
The unbelievable adventures of a little 3 inch fellow
hitchiking across Europe

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun May 31, 2020 7:07 am

Back to the future ... a tragic tale of two steps forward, one step back

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sun May 31, 2020 7:25 am

Bad Boys:
Timeouts and spankings.

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Jun 01, 2020 5:19 am

The Invisible Man.
Nothing here to see, folks.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Sat Jun 06, 2020 3:32 pm

These are great!!

Bourne Identity: A man loses his ID card on the way to work.

Bourne Supremacy: The man struggles to be recognized as the company CEO by the guard at the turnstiles who has short-guy syndrome and "a little" authority; Bourne jumps the turnstiles.

Bourne Ultimatum: Tased by the security guard, the CEO threatens to fire said guard, who lets him pass.

Bourne Legacy: A security guard is mysteriously promoted to shift supervisor after the security footage is reviewed by his superior, who hates Bourne.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:50 am

Iron Man: A steamy story of working in a launderette.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:03 pm

Fried Green Tomatoes: The maudlin tale of Southern vegetables who do a little too much LSD before their time.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Sun Jun 21, 2020 7:37 pm

Spartacus: prequel to Asparagus (Direct to Video) last of the epic kitchen garden movies.

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Literal Blockbusters

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