Literal Blockbusters

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Jun 22, 2020 2:23 pm

300: Count to three hundred.... The Trailer: 1, 2, skip a few, 299, 300.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Mon Jun 22, 2020 2:43 pm

The Deer Hunter:

the early morning online stalker

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Jun 29, 2020 11:38 am

Lazy Luke wrote:The Deer Hunter: the early morning online stalker

Rogue One, a Star Wars Movie: Darth Vader is listed as the Rebel Alliance's number one most roguish. Holographs spew from R2 units all over the universe. Vader curls his fist (with a creaky leather sound) but is secretly flush with pleasure.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:59 pm

The Phantom Menace: remake of the Phantom of the Opera, with less songs.

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:18 pm

The Postman Always Ring Twice:
Postal services BEFORE FedX, UPS, Amazon, or about any other package delivery company.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:50 pm

Jack and the Beanstalk: the story of a lad who starts hearing things.

Post by **samrw3** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:01 pm

E.T. singing and dancing by Sesame street characters about the letters E and T

Spaceballs - giant plastic toy balls that float in space

Basic Instinct - A documentary that discusses basic instincts a prequel to Advanced Instinct

Post by **Cheval** » Wed Jul 01, 2020 5:23 pm

Home Alone:
About the Corona Virus quarantine.

Post by **Skyweir** » Fri Jul 03, 2020 10:32 am

Fatal Instinct .. the story of a moron who refused to wear

or social distance.

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 2:09 am

Bedknobs and Broomsticks:
Browsing in an antique store.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:28 pm

The Eagle Has Landed: NASA's attempt to kidnap Winston Churchill using science boffins disguised as German paratroopers disguised as Polish paratroopers.

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:56 pm

Falling Down:
A Band-Aid commercial.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:35 pm

Catch-22: an epic day's fishing.

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:37 am

Die Hard --- A documentary about men who die during the act of making love (sorry I couldn't resist)

X Men - an anthology of men whose first name starts with X

Kiss the Girls --- A comedy about a man who seeks to kiss as many girls as he can

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:10 am

Kes: a knave's quest for a Trel.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 2:11 am

Star Wars - celebraties arguing.

Post by **Lazy Luke** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 7:55 am

Mackenna's Gold: for cowboys and indians who don't dig panning.

Post by **samrw3** » Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:25 am

The Sound of Music - Documentary about how music sounds in different settings

Grease - A documentary about how to produce and sell grease

Home Alone - A in depth study of homes built at least 100 miles away from another home

Iron Man - A documentary about men who know how to use a iron (very short indie film

)

Post by **Skyweir** » Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:59 am

Very short indeed

Pineapple Express ... a drive-by fruiting as an extreme sport and nibbles.

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Jul 21, 2020 12:17 pm

Up In Smoke:
Failed firefighting training clips

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

Literal Blockbusters