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Ok this just in - Illinois governor Pritzker is under investigation for property tax fraud. Wheeee!!!

So obviously that calls for a Mallory game of funny solutions to real problems.

Real problem: Illinois governors cannot seem to keep out of trouble - or jail.

Funny solution: Make it mandatory once an Illinois governor is sworn into office they be strapped with a ankle bracelet.

Ok next poster please :)
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Bans liberals from posting in the tank on any day riotets do property damage in America. Liberals vanish from the Watch.
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Real problem: People hoarding toilet paper during a pandemic

Funny solution: Buy brown paper lunch bags and addresses to said hoarders. Drop paper bags of umm "goodies" ;) at said hoarders doorways.
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contentious election.

President by lottery
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Problem: Fact checking debates

Solution: just say Orange man bad at beginning of broadcast
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Problem - I'm getting older

Slow-lution : act child like in Mallorys
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Prob: overdue for mammogram

Solution: die of something more interesting!
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House 🏠 🏚 🏡 🏘 🏫 won't meet with you.

Burning 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 down the
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Fact checking Trump

Simply caveat all Trumpy comments with “Orange Man Stupid” 😉
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democrats lose presidency with terrible candidate

Blame orange 🍊 man for everything
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Electoral map doesn't reflect popular vote

Change to popular vote every time that Democrats are about to lose.
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Russian Lit degree doesn't translate to real job.

Make Chipotle pay more per hour for useless degrees.
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Sports have not been the same since Covid

Just give participation trophies to all players like they do at children levels.
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Trump won't leave the White House

Just paint all his residences white so he can tweet he still resides at white house.
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time out for timer!

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Less likely to have large Thanksgiving meals with large amounts of family

Oh wait is that a problem? :lol: 8)
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My prison is closing down. Have to choose another to work at.

Choose to stay at the trusty camp that will remain open for at least a year.
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From now on warden wants me to respond to all food
service grievances. Just send me the response and i will forward from now on.
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