Catherine and I are committed to service. For us that's not telling people what to do. It's about serving them and supporting them in whatever they think best, by using the platform we are lucky to have. It is why tours such as this reaffirm our desire to serve the people of the commonwealth and to listen to communities around the world.
Who the Commonwealth chooses to lead it's family in the future is not what is on my mind. What matters to us is the potential the Commonwealth family has to create a better future for the people who form it, and our commitment to serve and support as best we can.
So spoke Prince William as he and his wife boarded the plane which will return them home following a Caribbean tour that has not been without its problems. Over the course of the two or three week visit, including a number of former colonial countries including Belize and Jamaica, there have been a number of protests and other nasty surprises which have overshadowed the intended celebratory purpose of the visit, to pay tribute to the monarch on the event of her platinum jubilee. Such were the demonstrations that the Prince and Princess were forced to change schedule on more than one occasion, and alterations to speeches in order to make recognition of the role of slavery in the history of the region had to be quickly drafted.
The UK press today are pretty unanimous in painting the Prince's words in the best possible light (this is our golden couple after - none of that difficult Harry and Meghan stuff here), presenting them in a magnanimous frame in which the heir-apparent willingly hands back autonomy to the region ending centuries of British involvement.......but I (needless to say) see it differently.
My first question is of course, what the frick were they doing there anyway? Given the much greater acknowledgement of the depredations of our imperial/colonial past, do the royal planners not get that a tour of this nature, where a representative slice of the family is sent out to the colonies for a round of bowing and scraping in order that the Queen may present the seventy odd years of headship as something that is deserving of gratitude, is totally out of kilter with the times? Do they not understand that the day of the British Empire is over and must now be seen for what it was - a thing of shame? Not something that should be 'celebrated' contiguously with the monarch's jubilee with a round of hand-shaking and black tie dinners? It's like Germany sending dignitaries to Poland to celebrate the occupation of the country during the second world war (never mind the inapropriateness of such events in countries where poverty and economic hardship are rife among the people themselves, even if the political classes can live the life of Riley upon their backs).
And just, in the light of this thinking, look at the Prince's words. Are they not rife with the kind of patronising undertones that should make the people of these former holdings sick with nausea. These are not the words of a man acknowledging the crimes of his ancestors, taking the knee in abject sorrow for what was done by those who came before. They are words spoken, replete with paternalism and superiority. The kind of service on offer is not service as we understand it - it is the service of a parent to its children; an "of course I'm here to look after you" (because you are too infantile to look after yourself) kind of service, full of crooning "I'll do whatever you want" resonance. The kind of talk you use to a baby.
If the people of the Caribbean have any sense, they will tell the Queen, Prince William and the rest of the British administration that have done so much to damage their region over the centuries, to pack their bags and be gone for good. Royal tours my arse!
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James O'Brien, the other day considering the rapid fall from grace of our Chancellor Rishi Sunak, observed that his potential for being the most likely person to replace Boris Johnson as leader of the Tories (and by extension, be the next Prime Minister) had evaporated, leaving the foreign secretary Liz Truss as the front runner.
All I can say is God help us.
This is the woman who recently said that she fully supported any British citizen who wanted to up sticks and head to the Ukrainian border in order to join the fight against the Russians, prompting desperate pleas from the head of the armed services, the defence secretary and just about every other member of the cabinet for her advice to be ignored. This is the woman who was so unable to see the implied connotations of her words that she stood in front of an audience and told them that she very much was looking forward to visiting a country in order to investigate its pork markets. This is the woman who flies into a rage at the thought that we import two-thirds of our cheese. But most importantly, this is the woman who has tied herself to the Johnson brand of dissimulation, evasion and self-service; a woman whose principles are as nothing compared to her desire for power (matched only by her absolute unfitness to hold it), a woman who could be trusted only to take us further down the road toward international and economic oblivion, pursuing paths she doesn't understand,and uttering words the meaning and consequences of which she is uncomprehending.
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Did you ever read Orwell's
1984? In it, if I have it correctly, the administration of the world was broken up into three regions, each of which was directed in a war of attrition with the other two, the entire held in balance and serving mainly as a means for each region to maintain its respective population in a state of tyranny in which the use of fear, disinformation and the perpetual obfuscation and confusion in the dissemination of information were critical tools.
Okay, we're not there yet - but do you ever get the feeling that much of what our media is feeding us is with the purpose of ensuring that we don't spend too much time actually looking back, considering what has actually been done to us over the last few years?
The crises seem to have been coming so thick and fast, be so all consuming of our news and media output, that they demand an absolute attention to the here and now, leaving neither time nor energy for reflection about how we have got here, and by what means we have been shepherded to this place.
We've had the turbulent years of brexit and Trump, of leaving the EU and the odd, strange world of the pandemic. Now we have financial meltdown and the Ukrainian war, the rise of iron curtains, the threat of Armageddon or pan-European war.......
And so it goes on.
But just how much does it have to be this way? Does this immediacy of the demand on one's attention serve a different master? Does it serve to keep us distracted from what has been done? How our world has been knocked off kilter, and why and for what reason was this done? And were such reasons what they appear to be, and justified, and wise..... and have we been led well by our political masters....... and are they now taking us to a place where we would choose to be?
Big questions. And I can't answer them. But absolutely, and without a doubt - without fear of being wrong or of having to eat my words, I can say this. It isn't going to stop. This is where we are and there is no going back in my lifetime. When the Ukrainian situation is ended (or looses its immediacy as a tool of distraction, or fades into a long-term war of attrition, or people simply get bored of it) there will be another, and another, and another. Be it a climate meltdown, or an economic one, or a fiscal one, or a public health one, I don't know...... but I know without fear of contradiction, that I can say that one will be along to replace the one that is departing.
I don't know, but it makes you tired doesn't it?