Lamb of Slaughterhouse 5
A heart-warming adventure of a small lamb that gets lost in the big city.
Pretty much like "Gordy" or "Babe",
but this time the main character does
not get saved from being turned into gyro sandwiches.
Rated D for delicious
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Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
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IrrationalSanity
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Never Say Neverending Neverland Nevermore
The ultimate sequel crossover featuring a Top-notch spy and his faithful luck dragon, investigating a pixie-dust smuggling ring headed by the nefarious Raven.
The ultimate sequel crossover featuring a Top-notch spy and his faithful luck dragon, investigating a pixie-dust smuggling ring headed by the nefarious Raven.
- Woody -
Linden Lover and proud of it...
But I love my wife more!
"Desecration requires no knowledge. It comes freely to any willing hand." - Amok
Linden Lover and proud of it...
But I love my wife more!
"Desecration requires no knowledge. It comes freely to any willing hand." - Amok
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sgt.null
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Kevin's Watch
a story of people brought together by their love of tweed.
Avatar: Steve Buscemi
Cail: Mark Boone Junior
sgt.null: Peter Dinklage
dANdeLION: Peter Stormare
danlo: Bobby Cannavale
Loremaster: Sam Rockwell
aTOMiC: Pruitt Taylor Vince
James D: Gareth Williams
duchess of malfi: Debi Mazar
Lucimay: Chloë Sevigny
a story of people brought together by their love of tweed.
Avatar: Steve Buscemi
Cail: Mark Boone Junior
sgt.null: Peter Dinklage
dANdeLION: Peter Stormare
danlo: Bobby Cannavale
Loremaster: Sam Rockwell
aTOMiC: Pruitt Taylor Vince
James D: Gareth Williams
duchess of malfi: Debi Mazar
Lucimay: Chloë Sevigny
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Other Than Me
A heartbreaking story about a young coming-of-age girl who always seems to be the wallflower at all dances.
Her friends all have boyfriends and nobody notices her.
Kind of like Ugly Betty, but only worse.
Rated PM (for Pick Me!)
A heartbreaking story about a young coming-of-age girl who always seems to be the wallflower at all dances.
Her friends all have boyfriends and nobody notices her.
Kind of like Ugly Betty, but only worse.
Rated PM (for Pick Me!)
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Krazy Kat
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Shopping Mad
The story of an ageing Chinese shopkeeper, his cat General Lee, and a retired drunken bounty-hunter who are trying to make a living selling confectionery. But nobody is buying their sweets and the bank threatens to foreclose on their business, Chang-chi decides to add a dubious substance to the chocolate recipe. It works. Sales are up and the bank is satisfied. But this is just where their trouble really begins.
The shop next door decides to muscle in on Chang-chi's good fortune by sawing a hole in the wall and pulling the counter through into their shop. A tug-of-war beginnings that escalates into a shooting match. But before anyone is shot and killed they all make a remarkable discovery when they find a trapdoor in the floor beneath the sweetie counter. When they investigate a tunnel there, it leads to room filled with their sweets - and the culprit. None other than the kid from the MAD comic front cover.
It's discovered that he has been down in the basement the whole time doing fiendish experiments with the film. Before they can apprehend him he pulls out his ray-gun and holds it to the head of Bugs Buggy, saying "If anyone tries to make a move the rabbit gets it!"
To which, Bugs Bunny replies, "Ah, wots up doc!" and they see that half his head is full of wires and little flickering lights. The End
Rated XXX: seriously hazardous to your sanity!
The story of an ageing Chinese shopkeeper, his cat General Lee, and a retired drunken bounty-hunter who are trying to make a living selling confectionery. But nobody is buying their sweets and the bank threatens to foreclose on their business, Chang-chi decides to add a dubious substance to the chocolate recipe. It works. Sales are up and the bank is satisfied. But this is just where their trouble really begins.
The shop next door decides to muscle in on Chang-chi's good fortune by sawing a hole in the wall and pulling the counter through into their shop. A tug-of-war beginnings that escalates into a shooting match. But before anyone is shot and killed they all make a remarkable discovery when they find a trapdoor in the floor beneath the sweetie counter. When they investigate a tunnel there, it leads to room filled with their sweets - and the culprit. None other than the kid from the MAD comic front cover.
It's discovered that he has been down in the basement the whole time doing fiendish experiments with the film. Before they can apprehend him he pulls out his ray-gun and holds it to the head of Bugs Buggy, saying "If anyone tries to make a move the rabbit gets it!"
To which, Bugs Bunny replies, "Ah, wots up doc!" and they see that half his head is full of wires and little flickering lights. The End
Rated XXX: seriously hazardous to your sanity!
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the Breakfast Watch
The plot follows five Watchers at fictional Christian Hollow High School in the fictitious New Hampshire suburb of Christian Hollow, New Hampshire as they report for Saturday detention on March 24, 1984. While not complete strangers, the five teenagers are each from a different clique or social group.
The five students - Allison Reynolds (Waddley), Andrew Clark (Danlo), John Bender (Sgt.Null), Brian Johnson (Lurch), and Claire Standish (Jenn) - who seem to have nothing in common at first, come together at the high school library, where they are harangued and ordered not to speak or move from their seats by the antagonistic vice-principal, Richard Vernon (Avatar).
The beginning letter is as follows:
Brian Johnson : to make us write this essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us... in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at seven o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed.
The end letter is as follows:
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong...but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... Andrew Clark: ...and an athlete... Allison Reynolds: ...and a basket case... Claire Standish: ...a princess... John Bender: ...and a criminal... Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Watch.
The plot follows five Watchers at fictional Christian Hollow High School in the fictitious New Hampshire suburb of Christian Hollow, New Hampshire as they report for Saturday detention on March 24, 1984. While not complete strangers, the five teenagers are each from a different clique or social group.
The five students - Allison Reynolds (Waddley), Andrew Clark (Danlo), John Bender (Sgt.Null), Brian Johnson (Lurch), and Claire Standish (Jenn) - who seem to have nothing in common at first, come together at the high school library, where they are harangued and ordered not to speak or move from their seats by the antagonistic vice-principal, Richard Vernon (Avatar).
The beginning letter is as follows:
Brian Johnson : to make us write this essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us... in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at seven o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed.
The end letter is as follows:
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong...but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... Andrew Clark: ...and an athlete... Allison Reynolds: ...and a basket case... Claire Standish: ...a princess... John Bender: ...and a criminal... Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Watch.
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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Ur-Uru
when Thor (Pruitt Taylor Vince) loses his magic hammer (voice by Tom Waits), a daft poet (Jeremy Davies) finds it in a rubbish bin and attempts to right wrongs amongst the proletariat using the Boston underground. will they continue to ignore his impromptu poetry slams as they slowly slouch towards Ragnarök.
starring
Pruitt Taylor Vince as Thor Odinson
Tom Waits as the voice of Mjolnir
Jeremy Davies as Faraday (the daft poet)
Jack White as Bragi (god of poetry, music and the harp)
Meg White as Iðunn - (goddess of youth.wife of Bragi)
Frank Black (of the Pixies) as Hœnir (god of silence)
Peter Dinklage as Thomas Lux (rival poet)
Steve Buscemi as T. S. Eliot (rival poet)
Vincent D'Onofrio as Ezra Pound (rival poet)
Christopher Walken is Wallace Stevens (rival poet)
John Malkovich is Vachel Lindsay (rival poet)
when Thor (Pruitt Taylor Vince) loses his magic hammer (voice by Tom Waits), a daft poet (Jeremy Davies) finds it in a rubbish bin and attempts to right wrongs amongst the proletariat using the Boston underground. will they continue to ignore his impromptu poetry slams as they slowly slouch towards Ragnarök.
starring
Pruitt Taylor Vince as Thor Odinson
Tom Waits as the voice of Mjolnir
Jeremy Davies as Faraday (the daft poet)
Jack White as Bragi (god of poetry, music and the harp)
Meg White as Iðunn - (goddess of youth.wife of Bragi)
Frank Black (of the Pixies) as Hœnir (god of silence)
Peter Dinklage as Thomas Lux (rival poet)
Steve Buscemi as T. S. Eliot (rival poet)
Vincent D'Onofrio as Ezra Pound (rival poet)
Christopher Walken is Wallace Stevens (rival poet)
John Malkovich is Vachel Lindsay (rival poet)
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
