No, but once I was sitting on the front step inside my home, (a basement suite in Vancouver*) and I reached over to a pick a piece of chocolate off a pot-holder, only to find... it was a slug!
Have you ever owned a tortoise?
(Box turtles don't count though, apparently. I thought they were tortoises, but I was wrong.)
* that place had some of the most amazing huge slugs!
"People without hope not only don't write novels, but what is more to the point, they don't read them.
They don't take long looks at anything, because they lack the courage.
The way to despair is to refuse to have any kind of experience, and the novel, of course, is a way to have experience."
-Flannery O'Connor
"In spite of much that militates against quietness there are people who still read books. They are the people who keep me going."
-Elisabeth Elliot, Preface, "A Chance to Die: The Life and Legacy of Amy Carmichael"
I lived in the Northwest for a couple years and remember the banana slugs. They really were remarkable creatures!
But no, I have not owned a tortoise. I know someone who has two huge ones here, but not me. I have an elderly cat, a neurotic dog who is afraid of little children, a canary with a deformed wing, and a one-eyed parrot, but no tortoise.
Have you ever had a bird land on your head? (I have, twice!)
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
I have, many, many times.
But it was my pet cockatiel. And probably the lovebird I owned later.
(What bird(s) have you had land on your head?)
Have you ever gotten enough library fines in one month to... to.. make it almost worth having just bought the books flat-out?
"People without hope not only don't write novels, but what is more to the point, they don't read them.
They don't take long looks at anything, because they lack the courage.
The way to despair is to refuse to have any kind of experience, and the novel, of course, is a way to have experience."
-Flannery O'Connor
"In spite of much that militates against quietness there are people who still read books. They are the people who keep me going."
-Elisabeth Elliot, Preface, "A Chance to Die: The Life and Legacy of Amy Carmichael"
I have never been close enough to an owlet to feed one.
Have you ever jumped head first into the shallow end of a swimming pool, impacted the bottom with your face and ended up with several stitches in your split lip?
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"