"Yowza!" is the exclamation yer gonna be exclaimin' the first time you-all-by-your-pathetic-lonesome becomes you + Kale. It feels like the first time every time.
ABCs of Kale Withdrawal Syndrome (KWS)
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"Yowza!" is the exclamation yer gonna be exclaimin' the first time you-all-by-your-pathetic-lonesome becomes you + Kale. It feels like the first time every time.
"Yowza!" is the exclamation yer gonna be exclaimin' the first time you-all-by-your-pathetic-lonesome becomes you + Kale. It feels like the first time every time.
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Zoning out after smoking some of that really good kale could end up a terrific soporific, you know.
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Aerosolizing Kale into an emeraldine, electrolytic inhalant delivering a shockwave of vegetal potency supercharging all vital and energetic systems with hypermaximalized lunacy and endorphic ultraomnipotence.
Aerosolizing Kale into an emeraldine, electrolytic inhalant delivering a shockwave of vegetal potency supercharging all vital and energetic systems with hypermaximalized lunacy and endorphic ultraomnipotence.
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Beta Cucks strut around like the cock-of-the-walk without the threat of Daddy Kale to deflate their fragile egos. Meanwhile, Alpha Bros gettin' big mad.
Beta Cucks strut around like the cock-of-the-walk without the threat of Daddy Kale to deflate their fragile egos. Meanwhile, Alpha Bros gettin' big mad.
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Combing through my carpet looking for brittle shards of wayward Kale. There's gotta be a few bits hiding in the couch cushions!
Combing through my carpet looking for brittle shards of wayward Kale. There's gotta be a few bits hiding in the couch cushions!
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Eleemosynary organizations, even when tasked with a divine mission to asperge the masses with cruciferous blessings, are left unable to fulfill said mandate when the World Pantry has seen its Kale stores depleted.
Eleemosynary organizations, even when tasked with a divine mission to asperge the masses with cruciferous blessings, are left unable to fulfill said mandate when the World Pantry has seen its Kale stores depleted.
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Felonious frivolities can distract from focussing on vacuous kale supplies
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'Smoke me a kipper .. I'll be back for breakfast!'
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Gendering Kale is a pointless pursuit. On the one hand, one might see a strappingly masculine green in this buff bodybuilder of the vegetable kingdom. On the other hand, as a natural side dish, Kale's proper role as helpmate to the heartier, beefier main courses suggests a rather demure feminine veggie. Caught on the horns of dilemma, one finally resolves to abandon all prefabbed, cisgender boxes by transitioning the leaf from the icebox to the stomach in whatever role they/them are best disposed to fill at the moment.
Gendering Kale is a pointless pursuit. On the one hand, one might see a strappingly masculine green in this buff bodybuilder of the vegetable kingdom. On the other hand, as a natural side dish, Kale's proper role as helpmate to the heartier, beefier main courses suggests a rather demure feminine veggie. Caught on the horns of dilemma, one finally resolves to abandon all prefabbed, cisgender boxes by transitioning the leaf from the icebox to the stomach in whatever role they/them are best disposed to fill at the moment.
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Heavenly heliotropes!! How can we not suffer during kale withdrawal syndrome …
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Insurrecting against the secretive enemies of Kale — invisibly embedded amidst the wheels and gears and levers of our institutional apparatus — is no insurrection at all. Nay, it is simple obedience to our rightful and true ruler, illegitimately exiled and now eking a paltry, enervated existence on his own personal Elba.
Insurrecting against the secretive enemies of Kale — invisibly embedded amidst the wheels and gears and levers of our institutional apparatus — is no insurrection at all. Nay, it is simple obedience to our rightful and true ruler, illegitimately exiled and now eking a paltry, enervated existence on his own personal Elba.
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Kindly refrain from Kale thereby abstaining from all semblance of Kale withdrawal syndrome
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Manias involving kale lead no where good and always end in tears
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