Tardigrade Mushroom Drive? Check. I don't know what you little people were smokin' when you made this thing, but Me likey.
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Wosbald
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Tardigrade Mushroom Drive? Check. I don't know what you little people were smokin' when you made this thing, but Me likey.
Tardigrade Mushroom Drive? Check. I don't know what you little people were smokin' when you made this thing, but Me likey.
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Universal translators on starships are most helpful for God getting Her messages out!
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Verifying the completion of an extermination campaign has historically been difficult, with a few scattered lifeforms always falling between the cracks. But hypersensitive, Starfleet-issue sensors ensure the job is done right the first time.
Verifying the completion of an extermination campaign has historically been difficult, with a few scattered lifeforms always falling between the cracks. But hypersensitive, Starfleet-issue sensors ensure the job is done right the first time.
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Well wormholes wander wildly in windy climes & a starship is a coveted transportation medium all gods desire
keep smiling
'Smoke me a kipper .. I'll be back for breakfast!'
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Wosbald
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Xtemporaneous musical numbers are a totally real thing that happen on Starships. Most Starships, that is. Of all the things various subcreatures may be doing on God's Starship, singing & dancing ain't one of 'em.
Xtemporaneous musical numbers are a totally real thing that happen on Starships. Most Starships, that is. Of all the things various subcreatures may be doing on God's Starship, singing & dancing ain't one of 'em.
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Younglings escaped the empires attempt to exterminate them and scattered to distant planets to reform their quasi-religion.
Lenin, Marx
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
Marx, Lennon
Good Dog...
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Zoos, Circuses, Freakshows and other shady, interstellar, exploitative enterprises are always in need of questionably legal, exotically sourced, gawkish curiosities of the sort a God with a Starship is only too happy to provide.
Zoos, Circuses, Freakshows and other shady, interstellar, exploitative enterprises are always in need of questionably legal, exotically sourced, gawkish curiosities of the sort a God with a Starship is only too happy to provide.
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AM radio reception on Starship communications towers just can't be beat! 
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Bowling — augmented with tractor beam tech and played on a planetary scale — powers-up a game traditionally associated with the common man and other galactic riff-raff and endues each throw of the ball with civilization-ending stakes. The existential horror of vulnerable populaces is an exciting diversion for the easily bored God of today. Hmmm, it's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly … strike!!!
Bowling — augmented with tractor beam tech and played on a planetary scale — powers-up a game traditionally associated with the common man and other galactic riff-raff and endues each throw of the ball with civilization-ending stakes. The existential horror of vulnerable populaces is an exciting diversion for the easily bored God of today. Hmmm, it's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly … strike!!!
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Commandeering a Starship is a ballsy, alpha-male powermove destined (and designed!) to ruffle some feathers, thus inviting both lickspittle and recalcitrant to reveal their loyalties or lack thereof. Starfleet dictates that it be used only in service of avowed Federation goals such as knowledge, justice, and cosmopolitan benevolence. God, rather, dictates that it be used to dictate, full-stop. Universal Human Pwning beats Universal Human Rights six ways to Sunday.
Commandeering a Starship is a ballsy, alpha-male powermove destined (and designed!) to ruffle some feathers, thus inviting both lickspittle and recalcitrant to reveal their loyalties or lack thereof. Starfleet dictates that it be used only in service of avowed Federation goals such as knowledge, justice, and cosmopolitan benevolence. God, rather, dictates that it be used to dictate, full-stop. Universal Human Pwning beats Universal Human Rights six ways to Sunday.