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Bumper Stickers from/of the Land

Post by The Theomach »

Here are a few, please add to list....


My other car's a Ranhyn

This car runs on Earth Power

RAVERS SUCK

I GAVE AT THE CLAVE (with a blood drop graphic)

My kid made the honor roll at the LORESRAAT

If you can read this, thank a LOREWARDEN

See Mount Thunder

I raced the FIRE LIONS at Mount Thunder

I climbed LANDSDROP

Have you hugged your JHEHERRIN today?

I Found it in Kiril Threndor

I brake for WAYNHIM

I speed up to run over UR-VILES

Friends don't let friends invoke the Ritual of Desecration

NOM!

One ring to rule them all ... made of WHITE GOLD

HONK if you're missing two fingers

I'd rather be in Andelain

Ur-Car

I cured leprosy - ASK ME HOW

Some of my best friends are Giants

My keys are on the front seat, right next to my KRESH

I support our EOWARD

You can have the Staff of Law when you pry it form my cold, dead fingers

I like Kresh - tastes like chicken

Cavewights on Board

Berek is my Co-pilot

Kevin is DEAD (but Elena brought him back)

If I had't taken the Oath of Peace, I'd kick your A**

All I really needed to know I learned from Kevin's wards



Who's next?

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Post by Romeo »

If you want my white gold ring, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

Croyel on board.

I'd rather be Raving.

(as offensive as these kind of stickers are...)
*picture of Calvin peeing on a burning tree*
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"Linden Happens"
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"I survived Hotash Slay"
fall far and well Pilots!
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For rage players only..."when will you RAVE?" (Y'know, when will you rage?")

Just say no..to Foul. (Name foul in a slashed circle symbol)

I *heart* the Land

I *spade* my Sandgorgon

Kresh...the other white meat

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got Earthpower?
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Proud supporter of Ravers everywhere?

Dogs Suck! Kresh Rule!

I know, I know. They're stupid. :roll:
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Post by Fist and Faith »

ROFL!! Strumstring, that's the most I've laughed in a good while!!! Some of them are absolutely hilarious!!! I'll add two:

Revelstone or bust

My parents went to Foul's Creche, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!
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Diamondraught - helping ugly giants have sex since 1892.
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White Gold - Don't leave home without it!
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There's White Gold in them thar land!
The Land or Bust! 8O
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Post by Nav »

How about:

I don't brake for ur-viles!

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Sombody went to Revelstone and all I got was this lousy bumpersticker!

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Post by danlo »

Romeo: I like this 1: If you want my white gold ring, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers. (didn't Heston steal that 4 his famous NRA speech? took out wgr, replaced w/, the dreaded, gun? :hairs: Or r u stealing it back?)

How about: Have u hugged ur Leper 2day?
fall far and well Pilots!
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"have you hugged ur leper today"??? I love that one....
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Post by Forestal »

Got wild magic?

^Insert Earthpower here!

Sunbane? I'd rather have a sunROOF

Kevin... I am your father!

I left my CHOKE in Gallowes Howe

Melenkurion Audi!

erm....

Petrol? Who needs petrol? I've got EARTHBLOOD!

ok i cant think of nemore....
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Post by Vain »

That's a really cool avatar Forestal :)

These bumperstickers ROCK !! Now...if Jay would add them to the CafePress store......
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Post by Vain »

Aha !! Thought of one :) It's a bit biased ;)


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Post by fightingmyinstincts »

Damn straight skippy!! And yeah I'd buy just about any and or all of these....heh, my whole damn house would be upholstered in bumperstickers....
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There can be no doubt. I am Haruchai. I will be victorious.

Balls -- men play games with 'em, Haruchai have 'em. :wink:
Love as thou wilt.

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Kinslaughterer, here's a bunch
All lies and jest
Still a man hears what he wants to hear
And disregards the rest
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