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Harry Potter and Mahatma Ghandi
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. John Stuart Mill
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Harry Potter Drops Out to Find Himself
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Harry Potter and The Heartbreak of Psoriasis
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Harry Potter and the Trip to Ikea
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Harry gets tired of his unsighly forehead scar and enlists Hermione's help in removing it, in Harry Potter's Extreme Makeover.
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Harry Potter and the Half Bloody Prints.
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Harry Potter and the Half Pound of Mince
Harry Potter and the Sorcerous Stoner
Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secretions
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This one I was inspired by Monty Python (use John Cleese's voice)
Harry Potter and the day that he caught Hermionie and Dobby upstairs in the hidden room behind the painting of the Fat Lady with no arms.

Harry Potter and the Thing Under McGonagall's skirt.

Harry Potter Meet the Beatles

Harry Potter: A boy and his broomstick

Harry Potter And the Recoinciliation of Syltherin

Harry Potter and Dumbledore's Secret
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Where's Harry Potter?
Harry Potter and the Moon Landing
Harry Potter and the Meandering Narrative
Harry Potter and the Curse of Allergies
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Harry Potter and the Temple of Doom
Harry Potter and Cindy Brady's Pig Tails
Harry Potter and the Wax Lips of Satan
Harry Potter and Lenny Kravitz do MSG
Harry Potter and the Harlem Globe Trotters
Harry Potter and The Wolfman
Harry Potter and a Half Pound of Salted Pork
Harry Potter and a quarter will get you a xerox of a cup of coffee

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TOM C wrote:Harry Potter and a Half Pound of Salted Pork
:o I resent this flagrant plagiarism! ;) Not to mention mine was a better pun :|
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Harry Potter and the First Shave
Harry Potter and Girls
Harry Potter vs MechaHarryPotter
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TOM C wrote:Harry Potter and a Half Pound of Salted Pork
:o I resent this flagrant plagiarism! ;) Not to mention mine was a better pun :|
Just a little jab in the side, CJ. Your post certainly left an impression on me. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Or is it flummery? Frankly I've never know just what "mince" is. I assume it is a kind of chopped meat from some poor creature or other. "Poor little mince." :D
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It's meat that has been minced ;)
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Harry Potter and the big bums.
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Harry Potter and Tony Blair's Poodle
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I sometimes do cross-over threads from one forum to another. Look what happened after just 24 hours of crossing this thread to another forum and the replies back... woah! Some are pretty good too.

Harry Potter and the Onset of Puberty
Harry Potter and the Woody
Harry Potter and his New Best Friend
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley in the Secret Bathroom
Harry Potter and the Huge Zit
Harry Potter and the Overlarge Zit
Harry Potter and the Bubotuber Curse
Harry Potter and the Vaseline Trilogy
Harry Potter and the Strange Girl
Harry Potter and the girls from "Lets Get It On!"
Harry Potter and the Serious Horns
Harry Potter and the Danger of Secretions
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of His Own Hand
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Ale
Harry Potter and the Order to Kill the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Gameboy
Harry Potter and the Order of I-Don't-Really-Have-To-Stay-Up-Until-Midnight-When-The-Next-Book-Comes-Out-Do-I?
Harry Potter and Larry Snotter
Hairy Pawter and thu Curs uv Slobberin' (huked on fahniks werkd fur mee)
Hermione Loves Harry
Harry Potter and the Hairy Palmist
Harry Potter and the Blind Man Feeleth
Harry Potter is a-Slytherin'
Harry Potter and Little Harry Potter
Harry Potter and Cho's Shotgun Wedding
Harry Potter and the Hundred-Dollar Lady
Harry Potter and the Quicky Divorce
Harry Potter and the Disappearing Money
Harry Potter Lives In A Van Down by the River
Harry Potter and the Solitary Death
Harry Potter and the Larry King Interview (Harry blows the cover off the Wizarding world)
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A Gunslinger wrote:Harry Potter and Tony Blair's Poodle
Harry Potter and Tony Blair's Puddle 8O
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Harry Potter and YOU JUST GOT SERVED!!
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Harry Potter and Bug Girls don't cry.
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