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by Revan » Thu Jul 08, 2004 8:42 am
Mr. Whipple (or Hierachy) has changed his name so many times that...
he doesn't even know who he is anymore.
I'll be needing...
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by aTOMiC » Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:22 pm
I'll be needing a bit of liquid comfort after my battle with the giant, sabre-fanged Carnageadon which I had to dispatch with only a paper clip and a baked potato.
The things that are best in life to Conan are...
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by DukkhaWaynhim » Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:56 pm
The things that are best in life to Conan are alcohol, battle, and Valeria.
The Conan movies were lame because...
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by aTOMiC » Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:08 pm
The Conan movies were lame because he was portrayed more often than not as an ignorant dope. We like our Conans to be large and in charge! "Da driddle uf still!"
If I were Conan I would take my father's sword and...
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by A Gunslinger » Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:28 pm
The Conan movies were lame because the laws of physics and averages mandated it to be so.
Hungering for cottage cheese....
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by aTOMiC » Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:00 pm
You skipped me? Me?!?
If I were Conan I would take my father's sword and Hungering for cottage cheese I'd have a lot of explaining to do.
Somebody will one day discover that the meaning of life is as simple as...
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by matrixman » Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:52 pm
Somebody will one day discover that the meaning of life is as simple as a box of chocolates...oh wait, Forrest Gump has already been there, done that.
Forrest Gump can run like the wind because...
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by aTOMiC » Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:56 pm
Forrest Gump can run like the wind because he doesn't realize that he can't. I wish we could all be that way.
If you took a 20 pound sledge hammer and carton of eggs...
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by DukkhaWaynhim » Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:04 pm
If you took a 20 pound sledge hammer and carton of eggs and ate them both, you'd be in for one <pounding> stomach ache.
When making an omelette, ...
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by aTOMiC » Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:05 pm
When making an omelette always try to remember to break as many eggs as possible.
If eggs grew hanging from trees we would call them...
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by DukkhaWaynhim » Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:14 pm
If eggs grew hanging from trees we would call them "Chicken of the Tree," "Plum Clucks," "Hen-Squats," "Coopy-Fruit," or "Any Acorn Ova."
Anna Kournikova is...
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by aTOMiC » Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:18 pm
Anna Kournikova is a very unlikely choice for the next CEO of Microsoft, but I'm certain she'll get some votes none the less.
The plastic wrapping came free in a sudden...
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by DukkhaWaynhim » Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:20 pm
The plastic wrapping came free in a sudden burst as I was trying to keep a respectful distance from the Nutty Bar of Antioch.
My favorite decadent snack is...
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by matrixman » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:11 pm
My favorite decadent snack is liquer chocolates.
My favorite health snack is...
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by Cheval » Tue Jul 13, 2004 1:20 am
My favorite health snack is...
Low-fat liquer chocolates.
(Is there such a thing?)
The last thing in life I want to see is...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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by Revan » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:03 pm
The last thing in life I want to see is... Darth Revan.
Hmmm... why did...
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by aTOMiC » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:20 pm
Hmmm... why did the chicken really cross the road? We may never truly understand his motivations in this all important matter.
If a stitch in time saves nine then...
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by Revan » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:48 pm
If a stitch in time saves nine then...
then no stitches in a pie... and flu.... oh forget it.
heh, that was the most...
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by A Gunslinger » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:32 pm
heh, that was the most... ridiulous thing, I Darth Raven has ever written..today at least.
Nifty is a word...
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by aTOMiC » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:43 pm
Nifty is a word that amazingly enough rhymes with fifty and gifty and sifty and bifty.
Were I to move to outerspace I'd probably
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