My favorite fairy tale is tucked away in the recesses of my mind. Buried in a vast chamber filled with piles of useless information that is inaccessible to me at the present time.
The taste of broccoli is an experience that I....
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
However, the taste of brussels sprouts are far less popular to most people who like broccoli but I seem to like them nearly as much. Mmmm Broccoli rules!
Eating lima beans is like taking a used cat box and....
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
One vegetable that just shouldn't be eaten is the vile and deadly PEAS! AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! I can't even spell their name without wanting to vomit. AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHGGGGG!!!! SPUURRRGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLGGGGG. cough cough cough. Buuuuurrrrlaaaaagggggggggg!!! cough cough cough.........I don't care about my shoes..Bluuugrrrraaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggghghppp.
If I had to pick the worst place I've ever vomited it would have to be...
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
If I had to pick the worst place I've ever vomited it would have to be...my gf's father's bedroom after drinking too much gin that we stole from his liquor cabinet.
The dog was trying to...
"...oh my god - there is a nerd stuck beneath my space bar.."
- Jules - 9:34 P.M. Conversation MSN --
The dog was trying to find a good location to evacuate his colon when he spied my shoes sitting in the closet. He slowly and silently crept toward the object of hes desires and then pounced!
I can prove that the moon is made of cheese because...
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
I can prove that the moon is made of cheese because...I've never been there. and niether has no one else. Everything about the first moon-landing was faked.
The largest astronomical object in the sky on any given night is....The moon. But only to the naked human eye. As there are many things larger than the moon. But they are at such a distance that we can't see them.
heh, What did I gain? If not a very short vocabulary.
The winds rattled the windows of the shack so violently that the ancient glass seemed to scream for a release from its torment. Finally when it all seemed a though the tired old wood building could bear no more...