Rorschach Emoticon Test.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:28 pm

Hello, I'm Dr. dAN. I have been made aware of certain people, who may or may not be under stress, that come here to relieve said stress. So, I have devised the "Rorschach Emoticon Test", so that I may more fully diagnose this situation. I will start out with an emoticon, you tell me what you see, and I will then analize your answers. In the attempt of making a complete and accurate diagnosis as quickly as possible, I will start off with 10 emoticons, numbered 1 to 10. You post your replies, and I will get your test results back as soon as possible; most likely within three to five weeks.

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2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:53 pm

1.

Vampire

2.

Dink

3.

Cat's eye

4. :whip:

Reave the Just

5.

Road Rage

6.

Pulsing bruise

7.

Politics

8. :goodnevil:

Kindergarden

9.

Will work for food

10.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 6:50 pm

Tom, you are very sick. Run, don't walk to your phone, and dial 9-1-1. You are not going to see a 9 or a 1 on your phone, due to your sickness. Do not panic. Just dial

-

; the help you need is only seven dog-minutes away........

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 6:59 pm

1. A pie with a scary face on it
2. A pie with a big chunk missing out of the middle
3. Just a normal pie
4. A worm coming out of a pie and attacking another worm coming out of a different pie
5. A pie that really doesn't want to be eaten
6. A face that was mistaken for a pie, and is quite embarrassed about it
7. A horrible gruel pie coming along and turning a nice blueberry pie into a gruel pie as well
8. A pie debating whether it should be eaten hot or cold
9. A pie with issues
10. Revan

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 6:59 pm

I'll take that under advisement, Doc.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:32 pm

Am I to go undiagnosed?

Dr dAN's bedside manner is terrible!

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:07 pm

1. Fangthane the Render
2. The dentist
3. a door knob
4. erm...
5. "
6. "
7. "
8. "
9. "
10. Revan.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:25 pm

1. Danlo
2. Chesire cat
3. Danlo
4. Danlo and Shania Twain
5. Danlo
6. Michael Moore
7. Danlo
8. Freud
9. Kofi Annan
10. dAN

Post by **danlo** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:28 pm

mmmmmmmmmmmm Shania!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 6:42 pm

I am sorry if you had to stay in the waiting room too log, but you're not my only patients. Anyway, I have the results of your tests.....

CovenantJr - You are suffering from Poe's disease. You think you are the Raven, though we all know he is nevermore. You post about Spam, believing you are the Raven. I am sorry, but there is no known cure for this disease. It could be worse, though; you could actually BE the Raven.

Leper Fairy - You have no problems whatsoever. You see things as they are, and your perceptions are not warped by neurosis, or hallucinations. Good luck getting through the rest of your life this way......

Ur-Vile - You have a few issues, but nothing so severe that it will stop you from practicing medicine in the future. You do have unresolved anger against women, possibly only country singers, but also possibly against all women. This is likely based upon perceived bad treatment of you by either your mother or ex-girlfriend. You also tend to deviate from reality, and possible have created your own fantasy world, as suggested in your answers to #'s 2, 6, and 9.

danlo - You suffer from delusions of grandeur, as evidenced by your showing up here without an appointment, and describing 2 emoticons with....2 emoticons.

Please pay the nurse on the way out, and don't forget your lollypop.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 9:19 pm

dANdeLION wrote:CovenantJr - You are suffering from Poe's disease. You think you are the Raven, though we all know he is nevermore. You post about Spam, believing you are the Raven. I am sorry, but there is no known cure for this disease. It could be worse, though; you could actually BE the Raven.

Oh yes!

I'm not the Raven! That's all I wanted to know! Mwahaha! Who's the man?!

Post by **danlo** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 12:34 am

Dear Dr. dAN...can I help it if Ur-Vile has a Danlo fetish?

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 1:09 am

danlo wrote:Dear Dr. dAN...can I help it if Ur-Vile has a Danlo fetish?

LOL!!!!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 11:55 am

danlo wrote:Dear Dr. dAN...can I help it if Ur-Vile has a Danlo fetish?

Well, if you were to get a sex change....no, that would only make things worse. Then Roseanna Barr might have a danlo fetish, too.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 12:00 pm

This isn't a game. This is a shameless attempt for dAN to psychoanalyse people.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 12:07 pm

LOL! I SAID it was a test at the beginning!

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 12:15 pm

I complaining to the Board of Psychologists over this!
Here, analyse this dAN:
:whip:

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 8:27 pm

A new Olympic event....Synchronized Flogging?

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri Aug 06, 2004 11:56 pm

Post by **Infelice** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 5:30 am

1.

cHOCOLATE

2.

fREDDO fROGS

3.

mY mOTHER iN lAW

4. :whip:

cADBURY wHIP

5.

bLACK jELLY bEANS

6.

gARLIC

7.

oNIONS

8. :goodnevil:

wORK

9.

wOMEN

10.

mEN

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