Genius! There are so many things an armless boy can fall off! By the way, I like your use of "arse" back there
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I know! The possibilities are endless!
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For what, an armless boy or an arse? Or both?
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Ahhh... that question has plagued mankind for centuries... Which has more possibilities... an armless boy or an arse? You can only achieve true enlightenment through the pondering of such a noble question.
Ahhh... that question has plagued mankind for centuries... Which has more possibilities... an armless boy or an arse? You can only achieve true enlightenment through the pondering of such a noble question.
Pure genius! Right up there with the "man with no arms and no legs" series! Amazing!
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs with a seagull on his head?
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Cliff.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of a door?
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Matt.
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etc. Anyone know any others? There's a million of 'em!
Halfway down the stairs Is the stair where I sit. There isn't any other stair quite like it. I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top; So this is the stair where I always stop.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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What do you really call a man with no arms or legs, and a seagull on his head?
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Bob
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
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Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
Halfway down the stairs Is the stair where I sit. There isn't any other stair quite like it. I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top; So this is the stair where I always stop.
Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
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now THAT was funny!
What is the guy's name that works in a cemetary?
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Doug
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What is the guy's name that works with Doug?
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Barry
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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Halfway down the stairs Is the stair where I sit. There isn't any other stair quite like it. I'm not at the bottom, I'm not at the top; So this is the stair where I always stop.