The winds rattled the windows of the shack so violently that the ancient glass seemed to scream for a release from its torment. Finally when it all seemed a though the tired old wood building could bear no more...God came down from the heavens and fixed them!!!
Clayton dove forward and miraculously caught the end of the rope just as it flashed across the dusty floor. He was instantly jerked off of his feet and was violently pulled through the open window. Once outside Clayton discovered just how high his old cabin had been drawn into the air. The mountain peaks to the East were becoming more and more distant by the moment. If it weren't for...
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
Clayton dove forward and miraculously caught the end of the rope just as it flashed across the dusty floor. He was instantly jerked off of his feet and was violently pulled through the open window. Once outside Clayton discovered just how high his old cabin had been drawn into the air. The mountain peaks to the East were becoming more and more distant by the moment. If it weren't for...
...the rope that Clayton held onto with a death grip, he would had been wisked away into the vortex. However, the rope was secured inside the
scructure and the weight of the house acted as an anchor and...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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..the rope that Clayton held onto with a death grip, he would had been wisked away into the vortex. However, the rope was secured inside the
scructure and the weight of the house acted as an anchor and...
...drew him back inside with such force that when he slammed into his living room wall the plaster exploded in a shower of dust and debris. Clayton fell heavily to the floor stunned. The wind howled like a swirling specter of agony as the house continued to spiral upward though the turbulent storm. Clayton slowly roused himself and unsteadily gained his feet only to discover that...
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
...drew him back inside with such force that when he slammed into his living room wall the plaster exploded in a shower of dust and debris. Clayton fell heavily to the floor stunned. The wind howled like a swirling specter of agony as the house continued to spiral upward though the turbulent storm. Clayton slowly roused himself and unsteadily gained his feet only to discover that...
The house had landed upon an old woman with foul breath. She was the
witch of the East. Clayton was amazed at the short plump people that
had gathered to see what the commotion was about. They all told Clayton
that he must follow...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
The house had landed upon an old woman with foul breath. She was the
witch of the East. Clayton was amazed at the short plump people that
had gathered to see what the commotion was about. They all told Clayton
that he must follow...
...his instincts and to trust no one. Nothing is as it appears to be. The dwarves thanked Clayton for destroying their most hated enemy but the he should leave immediately. They explained that Clayton was a stranger to their world and could only survive for a few hours before his molecular structure would begin to break down. They told him to seek out the kindly old wizard that lived on the side of a nearby mountain. Clayton quickly grasped the danger and set off on the winding amber path that snaked out into the distance toward the wizard’s home. After traveling for nearly an hour he...
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
...began to feel his molecular structure tearing away at his insides.
He must find that wizard and time was running out!
Up ahead in the distance, he saw a shimmering light.
His head was heavy and his sight grew dim...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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...began to feel his molecular structure tearing away at his insides.
He must find that wizard and time was running out!
Up ahead in the distance, he saw a shimmering light.
His head was heavy and his sight grew dim...
...but unfortunately he couldn't stop for the night. Clayton, barely able to keep himself upright, stumbled forward down the path toward the light. It blazed like a raging fire but it emitted no heat and was as silent as death. When Clayton finally struggled up to within an arm's reach he...
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"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
then seen that this fantastic light was in fact the wizard that he had been seeking.
"Come," ordered the wizard.
"You must place yourself inside my magical..."
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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"...coco pop, and all will be well."
"Clayton gave the obviously mad wizard a withering stare, and..."
....then proceeded to repeatedly kick the old sicko in the crotch with as much strength as his wearly leg could muster. Whe the wize old wizard plunged to the ground in a heap of writhing pain, Clayton grabbed a nearby...
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
Whe the wize old wizard plunged to the ground in a heap of writhing pain, Clayton grabbed a nearby...
bottle of motrin and offered the wizard some ,along with an apology for the crotch kicking.
Kicking someone in the crotch is a bad idea sometimes because...
Kicking someone in the crotch is a bad sometimes because.....they might know Karate or some other form of martial arts and may have had some medication in the previous paragragh.
It may be wise to take some medication before getting into any altercations if.......
"let the storm of thought spend itself. Presently you will arrive upon a calm sea."......Walter Lanyon
It may be wise to take some medication before getting into any altercations if.......
....you have any expectation of getting your butt handed to you for your efforts.
The most entertaining thing I've seen in a very long time was...
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
...actually watching someone holding out their arms,
filled with butt, and handing it to the person who
just got their butt whooped.
The last thing I remembered was...
Have you hugged your arghule today?
________________________________________
"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
________________________________________
If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________
The last thing I remembered was...tripping over the phone cord, falling down and then smacking my head on the coffee table. I may have imagined or dreamt about being in a strange land where my wedding band was a powerful magic talisman but I can't be sure.
In times of great stress such as enduring the threat of a powerful Hurricane I usually...
"If you can't tell the difference, what difference does it make?"
In times of great stress such as enduring the threat
of a powerful hurricane I usually try meditation and imagine myself surrounded with the argent blaze of wild magic, and if that doesn't work, I just take some medication and do some overposting.
I used to think I would like to fly, now I
"let the storm of thought spend itself. Presently you will arrive upon a calm sea."......Walter Lanyon