You know you're a Donaldson fan when...

[Loredoctor]

LOL!

When you conclude a deal with your bank manager by saying 'Conformity of purpose will be achieved through the mutual satisfaction of requirements.'

[dANdeLION]

You keep threatening people by pointing at them with your white gold wedding ring.

[Lady Revel]

You yell out "Don't touch me!", even when there is no one around you.

[DukkhaWaynhim]

...you opt for the more rugged shoes/boots, just in case.

[I'm Murrin]

When you conclude a deal with your bank manager by saying 'Conformity of purpose will be achieved through the mutual satisfaction of requirements.'

rofl.

>You are disappointed when the doctor says the tingling sensation in your fingers isn't the onset of leprosy.

[matrixman]

you get upset that your local liquor store doesn't carry springwine or diamondraught.

[UrLord]

...you insist on white gold for any and all jewelry you own.

[Edge]

... when someone invites you to a rave, you respond with, "I shall never submit to your evil desires, you tool of Despite!"

[Kinslaughterer]

When you're absolutely convinced the neighbor's doberman is actually an ur-vile.

[variol son]

I like these kind of games. I'm surprised no-on has done one before.

...you can't resist adding "Think on that and be dismayed" every time you give bad news.

When you meet someone you don't like, you mutter, "We do not trust these Elohim".

Sum sui generis
Vs

[onewyteduck]

When you light up a cigarette and say, "Beware, outcast, unclean!"

[matrixman]

...you confidently know every corner of the Land, even though you barely know the city you live in.

[Edge]

...your first instinct, on injuring yourself, is to look around for hurtloam.

[Cheval]

While hiking, you keep an eye out for Aliantha.

When you conclude a deal with your bank manager by saying 'Conformity of purpose will be achieved through the mutual satisfaction of requirements.'

EXCELLENT! I will have to try that just to see the face on his/her face.

[DukkhaWaynhim]

...you look around the park with a fleeting wish for health-sense which is quickly quashed by the suspicion that it would be a very mixed blessing.

[Iryssa]

You, your church choir director, and another girl in the choir become so deeply involved in a Runes discussion that choir practice starts late.

[DukkhaWaynhim]

...you think of razor blades each time you open a new loaf of bread.

[Cheval]

You have a fear of saying aloud: "NOM"

[matrixman]

You insist on walking all the way downtown from your suburban home to pay your phone bill in person.

[duchess of malfi]

...you think of razor blades each time you open a new loaf of bread.

oooooooooooo