The Inner Garden

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 11:12 am

Sorry, Danlo, 'tount' is a word that is seldom found in nature. The only way it can be said is if an English actor says 'taunt' while pretending to be a medieval Frenchman.

Post by **danlo** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 1:47 pm

Sounds like Graham Chapman to me...

Post by **Edinburghemma** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 5:51 pm

I'm about to have a jacket potato with butter and course sea salt and black pepper. Anyone want one?

Post by **danlo** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:00 pm

Sounds good to me!

Post by **Edinburghemma** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:32 pm

hahaha, too late!

you shall have to be more on the ball next time, duckie!
I shall keep one warm for you.

Post by **danlo** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 8:18 pm

That's typical for me

I never eat lunch and when it offered I usually avoid it-but when I want it I'm almost always too late *sticks a blade of grass in mouth, whistles*

Post by **danlo** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 4:07 pm

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.

The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.

The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate.

When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

Post by **Edinburghemma** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 4:17 pm

Oh Good Lord, hahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. shall forward that to all blondes I know! Am I a fascist? (maybe)

Post by **aliantha** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:29 pm

Um? Danlo? Are we supposed to meditate on dumb blonde jokes today?

Oh, what the heck -- it's Friday!

Post by **Loredoctor** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 10:44 pm

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years.
You can speak two words."

Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed." "I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "we will get you a better bed."

After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest.
"You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.

"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today."

"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

"It's probably best," said the Priest, "you've done nothing but bitch since you got here."

Post by **danlo** » Mon May 03, 2004 1:45 pm

Thought 4 the day:

The name of the new religion, said Rumfoord, is The Church of God the Utterly Indifferent. . . The two chief teachings of this religion are these: Puny man can do nothing at all to help or please God Almighty, and Luck is not the hand of God. [Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan]

Post by **Dragonlily** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:36 am

bump. This is too good to lose

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:41 am

TOM C wrote:...I cry. I weep. I morn. I, Robot.

Neil Diamond?

Post by **danlo** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:03 am

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.
--Albert Einstein

Save the Garden!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:41 pm

Plant more perennials, danlo.

Post by **danlo** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:21 pm

Excellent idea! Prep the compost, rake the leaves, winterize the trees, and install heaters in the fishpond and birdbaths--off to work!

Ah! The bugs and dirt and crap me feel at once with the earth and my spirit!!

Post by **danlo** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:08 pm

Just reviving the Garden as a repository of general wealth because it seems like other topics in this forum have other things to do...(and I really needed somewhere to discretely laugh my ASS off after I saw Jay refer to KW as "What?! Klondike Warhorse?" in the TCTC discussion!

)

Post by **Skyweir** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:32 am

LOL .. that got me in the belly too!!

Post by **danlo** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:26 am

Peacefulness is an inner state of serenity that we
would all like to experience more of. This inner state
begins with peaceful language. Instead of words of
anger, anxiety, and hate, we can consciously choose
to dwell on words of love, comfort, and peace

Post by **danlo** » Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:28 am

Kick---because this is one of the greatest threads on the Watch-even if my ego-less says so myself

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

The Inner Garden