Finish my Sentence Game...

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:32 am

Speaking of screwed, I was at this bar....
and the barmaid didn't know how to make a "Slow Comfortable Screw"!
(Sloe Gin-Southern Comfort-Vodka & Orange Juice)

The drink that I like to get hammered with is...

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:41 am

The drink I like to get hammered with is homemade orange wine, which tastes horrid, but has a kick like a mule--and if you have any masochist tendencies whatsoever, you will love that hangover.

The most annoying thing about a hangover is....

Post by **variol son** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:37 am

The most annoying thing about a hangover is....

...that the best way to get rid of it is to start drinking again.

The life of the wife was...

Post by **Edge** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:54 pm

The life of the wife was rife with strife.

The life of the child...

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:25 pm

was wild, then, when the community got riled, the number of the police was dialed, documentation of his outrageous acts was compiled, and then filed in court records.

And as a result, this wayward child....

Post by **danlo** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:34 pm

And as a result, this wayward child was eventually banned from Kevin's Watch.

I should have avoided him altogether, but...

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:50 pm

I should have avoided him altogether, but I've never quite believed that badgers and wolverines couldn't be tamed and embraced as pets. This, therefore, is the reason I...

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:12 am

I should have avoided him altogether, but I've never quite believed that badgers and wolverines couldn't be tamed and embraced as pets. This, therefore, is the reason I...

...frequently find myself applying pressure to an open, pulsing wound that will require urgent medical attention.

I would have become a brain surgeon but I never seemed to get the...

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:59 am

I would have become a brain surgeon but I never seemed to get the hang of that cutter thingy - a scalper, is it?

Speaking of bad haircuts, I...

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:29 am

Speaking of bad haircuts, I have learned that you should never try to cut your hair with a disposable bic razor. It never works out because...

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:03 pm

Speaking of bad haircuts, I have learned that you should never try to cut your hair with a disposable bic razor. It never works out because...

...the device in question was never designed to perform such a task or at least not officially.

Disposable bic razors are only recomended for use if the hair that is to be cut resides underneath the lower...

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:21 pm

Disposable bic razors are only recomended for use if the hair that is to be cut resides underneath the lower lip. Unless, of course, you are....

Post by **Metal-Demon** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:52 pm

Disposable bic razors are only recomended for use if the hair that is to be cut resides underneath the lower lip. Unless, of course, you are....

... someone who resembles a Gorilla, in which case a more suitable depilatory would be ...

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:29 pm

Disposable bic razors are only recomended for use if the hair that is to be cut resides underneath the lower lip. Unless, of course, you are someone who resembles a Gorilla, in which case a more suitable depilatory would be a large vat of "Nair" or some other hair removing liquid.

Something really amusing you could do with Nair is...

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:06 am

Something really amusing you could do with Nair is...
put it in the shampoo bottle in the guest shower.

(For the over-extended-their-welcome-a-long-time-ago houseguests)

What I like about staying at a friend's house is...

Post by **Metal-Demon** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:09 am

EDIT - a little slow on the draw, I'm afraid.

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:05 am

Something really amusing you could do with Nair is to use it in a devious prank, wherein you put it in the shampoo bottle in the guest shower.
(For the over-extended-their-welcome-a-long-time-ago houseguests)

What I like about staying at a friend's house is I always bring my own shampoo so they never have the opportunity to denude my head of hair.

I never bring my own toothpaste though, because...

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:05 am

I never bring my own toothpaste though, because...
...I have no teeth!

When going on a weekend camping trip, always bring your...

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:29 pm

When going on a weekend camping trip, always bring your...gameboy and walkman. You never know when sitting around staring at trees might become tedious. Wait I forgot about campfire songs and smores. Nevermind.

If I had to go on a camping trip I have to choose a location that absolutely had...

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:05 pm

If I had to go on a camping trip I have to choose a location that absolutely had no trees, shrubs, wildlife, insects, or fresh air. It is essential that I avoid these things because...