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It has been copied many times, and added to, subtracted from, divided and multiplied. However, here are the original HMCST:
groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.humor/msg/08250f3c70fa0b3b?dmode=source
How do I know this, you ask? It's my list. Some friends and I came up with it after watching nearly every horror movie available to us.
It was a fun list, and my very first foray into the world of the Internet many years back.
Ah, the memories... [wistful sigh]
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groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.humor/msg/08250f3c70fa0b3b?dmode=source
How do I know this, you ask? It's my list. Some friends and I came up with it after watching nearly every horror movie available to us.
It was a fun list, and my very first foray into the world of the Internet many years back.
Ah, the memories... [wistful sigh]
DW
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So...uh...back on topic...
When you and your boyfriend think of the first chronicles as "the books that brought us together"
"A choice made freely is stronger than one compelled"
- Stephen R. Donaldson's The Wounded Land
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You do not hear, and so you cannot be redeemed.
In the name of their ancient pride and humiliation, they had made commitments with no possible outcome except bereavement.
He knew only that they had never striven to reject the boundaries of themselves.
In the name of their ancient pride and humiliation, they had made commitments with no possible outcome except bereavement.
He knew only that they had never striven to reject the boundaries of themselves.
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Blow away dandelion
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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You find the above hilarious.dANdeLION wrote:You don't just use the bathroom; you perform the Ritual of Deffication.



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You tell your neighbors you have Hansen's disease and then ask them to pay all your bills and deliver your groceries.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

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You sit on a whoopie cushion and are certain Foul has ascertained your location due to the Earth origins of your boxers.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP
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* This post carries Jay's seal of approval
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
High priest of THOOOTP

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