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Our children would be beautiful.


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"How about we order a pizza and have sex?"
"No."
"What? You don't like pizza?"
heh.
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Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
All lies and jest
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"Let's get something straight between us."
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"I didn't recognize you with your clothes on"
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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That's a nice looking dress, it'd look a lot better crumpled up on my bedroom floor.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"Hello ladies, I'd like to point out that my ears are so big you can use them as handles."
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"Sit here on my lap, and we'll just talk about the first thing that comes up."
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A friend in college not only used this one in a bar once, it actually worked!
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"I'll bet I can make you cum first".
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"hello, dearie. Would you consider accompanying me to my observatory? I'd like to see Uranus at the end of my telescope.."
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Cail wrote:"Let's get something straight between us."
ChoChiyo wrote:"hello, dearie. Would you consider accompanying me to my observatory? I'd like to see Uranus at the end of my telescope.."
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I'll bet you 20 dollars you don't know how to lap dance.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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I come from the future... Do you want to see my space ship? ;)
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"HI, I have a Pet Plecostomus, I was about to take it for a walk, but I'm having trouble getting his little sweater on, would you mind helping ?"






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To a miss Trojan I knew back in school: "I have a rubber with your name on it".
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

High priest of THOOOTP

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"Lemme introduce you to my little fren!"

(must be done in a very bad "Tony Montana" voice, ala Al Pacino)
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Yeah, but "little", even though it may be technically accurate, is usually not a word you wanna use when refering to that.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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Heard this one today: "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Heard this one today AT WORK "Let's get drunk and get a room."
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"My face or yours?"
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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