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After sharing a drag of a smoke I was once told "It's just like we've kissed, wanna try it without the cigarette?"
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"You. Me. Someplace dark and horizontal. Questions?"
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DukkhaWaynhim wrote:"You. Me. Someplace dark and horizontal. Questions?"


:lol:
That's brilliant
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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"You're a lesbian? Why, so am I."
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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TRC wrote:"HI, I have a Pet Plecostomus, I was about to take it for a walk, but I'm having trouble getting his little sweater on, would you mind helping ?"
I use that one all the time! Works great!
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. John Stuart Mill
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"I bet you'll look a lot better after a few beers."
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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"You know, the more you drink, the better I look."
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
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You know...brass players blow better.
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Your father's a thief, because he stole the stars from heaven and put them in your eyes.

:?
You do not hear, and so you cannot be redeemed.

In the name of their ancient pride and humiliation, they had made commitments with no possible outcome except bereavement.

He knew only that they had never striven to reject the boundaries of themselves.
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:kisshand: Do realize no one seems to want to top this one?
(Maybe they all are using it now to see if it works - too bad you didn't ask for royalties)
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
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Do you work for the Power Company?
You sure turned me on!
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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Are you from Memphis?
Cause your the only TEN I SEE...
[spoiler]"...the loveliness of the Land has only grown more precious to me as my senses have been
opened...To turn homeward now would be to pass from treasure-berries to dust."
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"Hey... would you like to Par-Tay?"
*A little wink included*
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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cheval wrote:"Hey... would you like to Par-Tay?"
*A little wink included*
Hey, stop stealing my line! It worked on Cho, so what more do I need? :P
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MrKABC wrote:
cheval wrote:"Hey... would you like to Par-Tay?"
*A little wink included*
Hey, stop stealing my line! It worked on Cho, so what more do I need? :P
You mean it actually WORKS!!! OMG! :D
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
mankind lived just like the animals.
Then something happened
that unleashed the power of our imagination -
we learned to talk."
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If PRO and CON are opposites,
then the opposite of PROgress must be...
_______________________________________

It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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"You'd better come home with me..Or ELSE!"

-I've never had to much luck with that one.
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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One a friend uses: "I'm kind of old fashioned and have "rules" for relationships ... I like to go slow with a relationship. I don't like to push things. I really don't like to be intimate until quite some time after a relationship's developed" .... and then a while later in the conversations say ... "you know, my dream is to one day find a woman who is so exciting that I want to throw away all my rules!! ..."

He says ... and I've seem him in action - he's good - that his success rate is 80%!

What do my Watch sisters and brothers think?!
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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I think---EEK~

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"If I stalk you long enough, will you eventually give in???"
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Empress Cho hammers the KABC of Evil.

"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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"Hi, are your standards as low as mine?"
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
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Hey, baby, YOU are the lucky winner of the Win-a-Night-in-Paradise! Come with me to collect your prize.

Oh, and you and you and you are the runners up. Special prizes will be awarded to you in 1 hour and you in 2 1/2 hours and you early tomorrow morning.
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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