You know you're a Donaldson fan when...

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:28 pm

You tie your wife up in bed and let her suck your blood.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:53 pm

...you wonder what the water sucked from moss tastes like.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 9:46 pm

[bump]
...you bump this topic because of your interest in seeing what others will write about Donaldson fandom.

Post by **Nathan** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:12 pm

a quarter of the presents under the Christmas tree are copies of Runes

Post by **CovenantJr** » Sat Dec 18, 2004 11:49 pm

...the Christmas tree is a Gilden.

Post by **Iryssa** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:56 am

When you insist that the white wine you're drinking is actually springwine.

Post by **drew** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 3:25 pm

You ask people, "Grant me this one Boon"

Post by **Furls Fire** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 5:25 pm

Okay, I actually did this a few days ago when I was hosting a Christmas party for AIDS patients at one of the hospitals. A new patient came in and I said..."Hail, welcome and well met." And they all looked at me like I lost my mind..hehehehe :lols:

Post by **Iryssa** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:53 am

*giggle* kinda makes me think of what I do..

You say "Hail and well met" upon entering any chatroom.
(I've kinda built up a reputation for it in one AOL room

)

Post by **drew** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 9:09 am

Along the same lines, I use the term, "In good sooth"

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:30 pm

...you instinctively note and/or count the copies of Donaldson works when in any bookstore.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:31 am

When you hear someone refer to a creche you picture a big ugly wolf.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:25 am

...or also the common name of Ridjeck Thome

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:10 am

...when you find yourself wondering if those were Ranyhyn or Coursers
on the ranch that you just passed by.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:13 pm

....your KW post count reads like a New York zip code.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:51 pm

...discovering a colleague is a Donaldson fan causes you to feel like you're about to faint, then ramble about the Chronicles for half an hour.

Post by **Loredoctor** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:24 pm

LOL

You post Xenopaedia: Ur-Viles

Post by **CovenantJr** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:32 am

You write a Lord Foul fan fiction

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:40 pm

...when you speculate about Hile Troy's sex life (or lack thereof).

Post by **Khat** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 3:55 am

When you spend New Years eve reading this whole thread and laughing until tears come from your eyes. :LOLS:

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