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I think he sould kill Lord Foul with 'mind bullets'.

I'm just a fan of 'mind bullets'.
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cmon man, that sounds like a pretty cool movie
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Don't mind me, just clearing post 666.
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Welcome to my nightmare...
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It be there, I care not of the other great book Above.
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Brilliant Zahir!
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Absolutely! :D
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Jim Carrey as Berek:
Berek-" We are overthrown, and have no friend to redeem us. Beauty shall pass uterly from the Land."
Earthpower-"There is a friend for a heart with the wisdom to see it"
Berek "all-righty-then"
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As Cail said, Zahir, brilliant! Brilliant and absolutely horrifying!
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Indeed. I think it must've been an error that you left out "Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer."
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Zahir wrote:Welcome to my nightmare...
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Zahir -- that is classic. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Bravo, Zahir! :Hail:

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Nah, they won't make him a leper. Gotta be more PC. They'll give him AIDS.
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That would make the rape a bit worse, i imagine.
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drew wrote:Jim Carrey as Berek:
Berek-" We are overthrown, and have no friend to redeem us. Beauty shall pass uterly from the Land."
Earthpower-"There is a friend for a heart with the wisdom to see it"
Berek "all-righty-then"
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Ahh, the classic Hollywood take on good fantasy... Very amusing! :D
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Zahir wrote:Welcome to my nightmare...
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I'm fairly worried about the Rape. I just can't see any Hollywood studio letting it in, I can see them as wanting to portray TC as a hero from the beggining...I was imagining today that it would be more of a sudduction, and Triock catches them in the act.
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The Chrolicles...Covenant, A Parody

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OK...we have all beaten our brains out trying to find the best people to play our beloved characters. Now let's see how bad we can do.

Jim Carey as Berek...this cannot be topped

Ed O'Neil (aka Al Bundy) as Covenant
Katey Segal (Peg Bundy) as Elena
Christina Appplegate (the younger version) as Lena

I know, a little heavy on the Married w/Childen cast, but like ole' TC, let's keep it in the family

Stevie Wonder as Hile Troy

Leslie Nielsen as Prothall

Any 3 Ranyhyn - Rosie O'Donnell, Rosanne Barr, Star Jones

Flesharrower - Jeffrey Dahmer
Kinslaughterer - Scott Peterson (sorry Lacy)
Soulcrusher - OJ Simpson

Lord Foul himself - John Kerry or GW Bush (your choice based on political preference)

Bannor, Saltheart, Mhoram??? No ideas here...
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Bannor = The Rock
Saltheart = Kareem Abdul Jabar
Mhoram = Michael Jackson
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There's a whole thread about that somewhere. If I can find it, I'll bump it so you can all join in the fun hijinx 8)
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